Calm the Storm

Life is a Paradox

[mugasofer]

[ilovecats4ever]

[azurele]

[theslowesthnery]

[triskeleaficionado]

[instructor144]

ffs ....

[krisatherandom]

Additions from my husband: Bakers wear loafers and Zookeepers wear Crocs

[haveuseenmyhalo]

Excellent additions.

[asirbyanyothername]

Angels wear wingtips.

[triskeleaficionado]

A lumberjack wears Timberlands.

[researcherinblue]

Ice skaters wear slippers

[dorkery]

[baelatargaryen]

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) dir. Peter Jackson

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

[frogandtoadpdf]

#I’ve spent the last five years building up an immunity to windex

[pukicho]

I duped them, I fooled them, I absolutely tricked them all, all of them, fooled 

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[more-oc-questions]

I'm curious--how do you guys go about creating your OCs?

[icealeen]

[allsystemsblue]

This makes my heart so happy. 🥺

[umbr]

[iusedtohavesixtoes]

2b

[macintoshpluss-deactivated20171]

Loooong flight

[mageknight404]

Pikachu the Unfettered.

[newtgeiszler]

a family can be three gays and a mouse

[portiaadams]

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

[kelssiel]

[catboypvnkie]

I love carbs I love pasta and bread and potatoes what would like Be without carbs

[catboypvnkie]

where would we Be without her.

[bphantom]

has someone done this already?

[worldcircus]

[cicadianrhythm]

do you think prometheus would like us

[corvophobia]

feeling nostalgic for the v2 fits

[mysharona1987]

[darkosm]