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The one comment that still haunts me to this day was under the video montage of girls reacting to their acceptance letters into Ivy League and this girl wrote – 'It's cool but they're ugly, I'd rather do my hair and go shopping'. And it's like hearing someone saying 'earth is flat' for the first time

#madman's notes #feminism

First attempt to use a dating app and I immediately got scammed. I don't know what's more embarassing, the fact that I lost a lot of money or that I genuinely thought someone might like me... Is there nothing holy left in the world 🥲

#lesbian #dating apps

yestomatoescan

If Hollywood wasn’t full of cowards Elle Woods would be a lesbian. Somebody save that poor lady from the clutches of comp het rn.

madmasterspage

Right! Like was I the only one that was getting huge chemistry between her and Liz???

And that's not even mentioning the fact that she was supposed to be with Vivian in the first movie after she broke up with Warner. (I'm not so sure about this one but still it's a nice thought)

#lesbian #wlw #sapphic #yearning #elle #femme lesbian #women loving women

my-life-is-a-sidequest

A Horse power being only 735 watt is honestly so weird like that's not even enough to run a modern game on decent seatings

pseudomasochist

You wanna know what's fucked?

Your brain is a 25-watt computer.

Brain is 25% of your energy consumption, you burn about 100 watts of power (about 100 joules per second). You're a 25-watt computer.

my-life-is-a-sidequest

I don't like that fact

pseudomasochist

No but for real. Your brain is one of the most advanced machines known to exist. It's a computer capable of running a sapient intelligence on - and I cannot stress this enough - 25 watts of broccoli and stew. What the fuck.

my-life-is-a-sidequest

It's a cool fact it just makes me uncomfortable

official-penis-posts

How many watts to run other organs?

sirenofthetimes

the whole point of girls doing the not like other girls thing is basically them believing that the girls around them lack an interior life. they were raised on depictions of women as shallow caricatures and they recognize themselves to be actual people with thoughts and feelings, but instead of drawing the conclusion that these depictions of women are incorrect, they draw the conclusion that those depictions of women are correct and that must mean they're smarter and have more substance than the "average" woman. to exit the not like other girls phase means recognizing that all real life women have the same level of interiority as you do, and that depictions of women in the media as consistently empty headed and frivolous are misogynistic stereotypes not grounded in reality.

i say all this to say that to exit a not like other girls phase does not necessitate taking an interest in "traditionally feminine" ways of dress and makeup, nor does it mean never saying anything negative about the beauty industry

toshsato

Flux Chapter 5: Survivors of the Flux

I know you do. I hope you said I miss you too, or else that bit's weird.

pearlsasinger-deactivated202602

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

madmonksandmaenads

And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!

atticescapee-abandoned

miwhotep

I couldn't get over that one panel, so I meme it.

#moriarty the patriot #yuukoku no moriarty #yuumori

afloweroutofstone

The United States government is the world’s greatest threat to peace and stability.

elegantoasispoison-deactivated2

Meanwhile… Americans sit around and wait for our government to solve everything….

because we are absolutely fucking moronic…

just absolute clown shoes, fucking insane..

madmasterspage

Russians are like that too. Sometimes I think that USA and Russia are the two sides of the same fucking coin and they're gonna take the world to hell with them.

#politics #u.s. politics #fuck trump #fuck putin #russian politics

allthingswhumpyandangsty

#fanfiction #fanfic #ao3

Going absolutely nuts over the fact that I may have autism and I didn't know about it for all my life because it's a taboo topic in society and people use it as a slur instead of helping and parents don't want to do anything about it even if they notice because it would bring shame on them by the same bespoken society and I just blamed myself all the time for not trying hard enough in a social interactions, for being that one weird friend who gets jokes too late, who doesn't get sarcasm and can't look people in the eyes and I'm not even sure if I'm 100% percent myself when I'm around others because I constantly feel that awkwardness, and the only reason I have friends now is because I had to learn what to say, how to make jokes, what seemed appropriate and not in the conversation because I was scared of being lonely.

#autism #madman's notes

Going absolutely nuts over the fact that I may have autism and I didn't know about it for all my life because it's a taboo topic in society and people use it as a slur instead of helping and parents don't want to do anything about it even if they notice because it would bring shame on them by the same bespoken society and I just blamed myself all the time for not trying hard enough in a social interactions, for being that one weird friend who gets jokes too late, who doesn't get sarcasm and can't look people in the eyes and I'm not even sure if I'm 100% percent myself when I'm around others because I constantly feel that awkwardness, and the only reason I have friends now is because I had to learn what to say, how to make jokes, what seemed appropriate and not in the conversation because I was scared of being lonely.

#autism #madman's notes

commodoreshock

Asriel: Lyra is dead and the knife is broken

Iorek: god you’re so fucking stupid. Lyra isn’t dead she’s *in* the land of the dead. Also I fixed that knife because I am a smith beyond measure and a better dad than you.