My Ramblings

This is just a blog about the random little happenings that pop up. Nothing more. Feel free to follow it, or not. :P Faking It was slowly taking over my life, and then Carmilla came in and actually did. Faberrian, Little Black Star, Jori, Valkubus and Doccubus. Agroner. A bit of a Leanatic.. And of course Achele. And also Karmy. And also just about everyone in PMMM. And KLK. It's becoming a bit of a problem. Lost Girl, Avril Lavigne, Lea Michele, Dianna Agron, and Jennifer Lawrence are some of my favorite things to blog about, expect quit a bit of them as well. Harry Potter, Grouplove, Divergent, THG, PJO and others will pop up from time to time as well though. I play the piano and love the instrument to death, and I *might* post a video of myself playing sometime, depends on the mood... If you wanna know something just click that button below. I'm not hiding anything (much). ;)

[gardenoffish]

I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

[gardenoffish]

Batman being forced to solve a case with Harley Quinn : You’re my punishment for dropping out of med school

Harley Quinn making the connection between this edgy goth man bat and the edgy goth med student who she suffered all nighters with:

[gardenoffish]

It’s even funnier the thought of them becoming unlikely friends again and teaming up for missions.

Super man: why is a convicted criminal just sitting in your living room?

Harley, sipping her tea: I was actually invited you jealous whore

[hardtochews]

bruce: …it’s movie night. or at least it was going to be until your uncle zod decided to bring down the wrath of krypton, clark. get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

[gardenoffish]

Harley: hey Brucie!

The rest of justice league that are only allowed to refer to him as Batman:

[fierceawakening]

get him a new hobby that doesn’t involve leveling cities

[hailesteinfeld]

charlie watson + shirts

[shellybuttface]

Harley and Ivy - Harley Quinn 1x04

“My entire existence seems to be spent cleaning up your fuckin’ messes”

[whitefluffyyeti]

Harley Quinn “Finding Mr. Right”

[roachpatrol]

one of the nice things about heterosexuals i never see talked about on here is that they haven’t already heard all your gay jokes yet. i just really appreciate having a new audience sometimes for my completely automatic responses to phrases like ‘i’ll be straight with you’. so, shoutout to all the innocent hets out there who have a genuine giggle over lame quips that a fellow queer would groan and hit me for. ilu guys. 

[andisupreme]

I recently no scoped my coworker when she asked me “What’s in the closet, anyway?” and I automatically said “me”. She lost her mind. Full cackling in the middle of the store. I never thought I’d see the day that joke would work but here I was, blessed with an unexperienced heterosexual. It was transcendent. 

[team-lionheart7]

I once had a girl working on a display where I work, and she commented, “I thought this would be straighter when I got done with it.” And I said, “my mother thought the same thing about me”, and everyone around us lost it. It was a blessed moment.

[puppybearuniverse]

I knew a kid who saw my “Let’s get something straight: I’m not” bracelet and ended up laughing about it all day and telling anyone who would listen

[pinktwink]

I told a coworker that changing the music I picked would be homophobic and she lost her shit like it was the funniest thing ever

[thelilnan]

i used to offhandedly say stuff to my customers on campus like “unfortunately i’m very gay” and it always took them by surprise. they loved it.

[bloodydelirium-deactivated20190]

I was visiting a (straight) friend recently and when he was making me breakfast he made me extra toast. I, of course, upon seeing this went ‘fuck yeah gay rights’ and he lost it. Should have seen his fave when I pulled the opposite joke, the ‘this is homophobia’ at any inconvenience. Was amazing.

[chloe-bourgeois-is-big-gay]

I was in class one time and we were talking about allergies and someone turned around to me and asked “how allergic are you to nuts?”

My friend says, “obviously not enough if she’s bi.” the class lost it.

[grifalinas]

Once I was tidying up the stockroom at work and my coworker was all “you straight back here?” My response of “not even a little, but the stockroom is clean” made her lose it

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I complained to my mom that it sucks that the first gender is free but after that you have to pay for them and she lost her goddamn mind 

[donnasweettttttttt]

fuck all internalized misogyny except for misery business by paramore

[kittnpaws]

There’s a palpable sexual tension in that one

[kittnpaws]

“She’s got a body like an hourglass” and why is this relevant, Hayley?

[r-n-w]

There’s lot of debate and explanations about alignment, so i’mma just add this to the pile.

[valtsv]

i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade

[wrenrouge]

[normally-existing]

Gay bitch tree

Sounds funky

[figurative-critter]

Therapy bitch gay. Sounds about right.

[enby-enderman-04]

Gay anime therapy. I- FUCK ITS TRUE.

[imflynn]

Gay homestuck therapy

Well crap

[magic-madness]

Gay Thot Dumbass

[madnessinthemusic]

gay therapy pit

[natchios]

If I win the lottery, you’ll wonder where I’ve been! I’ll be downtown, see you around!

[eleanorsvances-deactivated20211]

these are actually nice ASKs

[romanticdykee]

1. selfie

2. what would you name your future kids?

3. do you miss anyone?

4. what are you looking forward to?

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

7. what was your life like last year?

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

9. who did you last see in person?

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

11. are you listening to music right now?

12. what is something you want right now?

13. how do you feel right now?

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

15. personality description

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?

17. opinion on insecurities.

18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?

19. have you ever been to New York?

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

21. age and birthday?

22. description of crush.

23. fear(s)

24. height

25. role model

26. idol(s)

27. things i hate

28. i’ll love you if…

29. favourite film(s)

30. favourite tv show(s)

31. 3 random facts

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

33. something you want to learn

34. most embarrassing moment

35. favourite subject

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

37. favourite actor/actress

38. favourite comedian(s)

39. favourite sport(s)

40. favourite memory

41. relationship status

42. favourite book(s)

43. favourite song ever

44. age you get mistaken for

45. how you found out about your idol

46. what my last text message says

47. turn ons

48. turn offs

49. where i want to be right now

50. favourite picture of your idol

51. starsign

52. something i’m talented at

53. 5 things that make me happy

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

55. tumblr friends

56. favourite food(s)

57. favourite animal(s)

58. description of my best friend

59. why i joined tumblr

60. ask me anything you want

[dmbakura]

do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

[sharkfish]

me, out loud: hey that’s cool we all have our own interpretations and i support you as part of fandom regardless 

me, in my head: ….but you’re wrong 

[browsedankmemes]

2020 vision

[mornington-the-crescent]

@r4cs0

[r4cs0]

🤦‍♂️

[theminingengineer]

@the-armed-utahn @medic981

[medic981]

[jaxith]

[dollmaycry]

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

[closetedguyy]

are you going to make shoelaces as well

[sansv0re]

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

[closetedguyy]

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

[closetedguyy]

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Weak

[closetedguyy]

anyone want to shoot me

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

[dollmaycry]

[insaneinspireddreamer]

[rileyr0123]

[captain-winchester-27-deactivat]

Holy fuck😂

[satans-gal-pal]

We’ve reverted back to 2011-era tumblr.

[computationalcalculator]

you can tell that’s an old gif because that’s not even the color of the dashboard anymore

[spidyspence]

[gayturians]

[asgardian-viking]

List of People who could use this:

-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)

- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off

- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.

-  Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character

- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis

[avocados26]

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers

[sick-with-lisztomania]

Honestly that’s the best designed chest plate I’ve ever seen, normally it’s a bra with inserts but this is way more cohesive

[what-even-is-thiss]

A dwarf with giantism who has never met a human before gets mistaken for a normal sized human when on the road and now she’s in too deep to back out

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Say uh… what was your name again?

Dwarf, sweating: Uuuhhhh… Feliciadam Smithlee?

Human, named Jewelia: So your parents got clever too, huh? I feel ya.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Dwarf: *points at a moose* WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

Human: I can see you’re from down south.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: So I’ve been waiting to mention this but uh… why is your accent kinda dwarf-ish?

Dwarf, now acquainted with the idea of respectability politics: That’s offensive.

Human: ….okay?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Dwarf: *infodumps about smithing for two hours*

Human: lol if I didn’t know better I’d think you were raised by dwarves

Dwarf: *visibly sweating*

[what-even-is-thiss]

One of the dwarf’s ten thousand cousins: Hey is that…

Dwarf: *just knocks him out cold*

Human: GIRL WHY DID YOU DO THAT

Dwarf: He owes me money.

[aca-esthetic]