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I'm Canu Acknowledge me, I'm an artist.

[jeggby]

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[curioscurio]

I'm sorry I'm a loser and exclusively use mobile tumblr so I can't see the fun checkmarks

[anxietyproblem]

[great-and-small]

I might be a little biased but I’m honestly starting to believe that there’s no purer form of love than the defensive spite you see from biologists that have devoted their life to the study of a maligned or misunderstood species. For example:

The hyena biologist that arranged for Disney animators to come sketch captive  hyenas for The Lion King film (Laurence Frank) was so incensed when the animals were depicted as villains in the movie that he later included boycotting the film on a list of ways the average person could help hyena conservation.

Though it’s commonly known that Charles Darwin’s distaste for parasitic wasps played a role in his development of evolution theory (since he felt no loving God would create animals with such a disturbing life cycle), the biologists who study these wasps find it an unfair characterization. When they were tasked with coming up with a common name for the family of parasitic wasps (Ichneumonidae) that old Charles so disliked, they proposed the name “Darwin Wasps” to spite the famous naturalist who had insulted their beloved family of insects.

Parasitologist Tommy Leung was so frustrated with the way people write about parasites to evoke horror and gore that he started writing a Parasite of the Day blog, that specifically avoids inflammatory or unsettling language to describe them. He also illustrates different species in colorful anime art on Twitter in a series called Parasite Monster Girls—which he calls his “love letter to parasites.”

I guess I’m just saying that if you’re a biologist studying an unpopular species and you have a little bit of a chip on your shoulder about it you can always count on me to be in your corner if you want to get a little petty with the public!

[deadpanwalking]

[everythingstarstuff]

[acitybythelightunited]

…you have too much time on your …HANDS.

[iamthegenderman]

what compelled you to do this

[no-place-for-strange-birds]

Humans have been compelled to do this for thousands of years

[telltaletypist]

homestuck is an existential horror comic bc "we took your parents, fucked them up even worse, made them about your age, and also now they view you as surrogate role models" is an utterly bone chilling concept

[aravenlikeawritingdesk]

Is. Is that what homestuck is about

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[shadow-manor]

[curiousbotanicals]

Yulan magnolia flowers looking like birds

[mevil]

[funny-tik-toks]

[cool-beans-central]

Trying to keep up with this made me feel like English wasn’t my native language

[fliplifeupsidedown]

this is art

[goon]

this is the best thing to happen to twitter

[localairport]

If you think about it, technically an airplane can only fly when there is human blood inside of it

[clawedandcute]

These are the bold, disturbing takes I came to Tumblr for

[theriu]

#(straps a blood bag to a drone) BEHOLD! AN AIRPLANE!

NEVERMIND GUYS I CANNOT POSSIBLY INVENT A REPLY FUNNIER THAN @thelooniemoonie‘s TAG

[atomic58-blog]

[white-cishet-snail]

Our blessed tumblr

[greatnorthernofficial]

A holy site

[toastyboobs]

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

[eldenturtle]

Tumblr is collectively doing this thing where we’re an old woman in the village minding our business and making our soup but the new gentrified neighbors want to come over and see if we’re interested in starting a Home Owner’s Association and so now we gotta pretend to be a crazy old lady who does devil sacraments and maybe will come to stand in front of their house at night and stare in their windows if they talk to us.

[cyberpriestess]

you say that like we didn't before - it's soup by day, sacrament by night

[joasakura]

A granny in the sheets, Baba Yaga in the streets

[tinypaint]

All of the DND themed cards I made for Ava's Demon; with the hosts on the right and their demons on the left~ Only 10 days left to purchase them here, along with all the other cool stuff I've been making for this kickstarter !!✨✨✨

[tinypaint]

3 days left to back this!!!

[crazy-brazilian]