[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[zitasaurusrex]

unrestrained summer fun

[titleknown]

While I understand the reasons for it being due to both the setting being newer than Warhammer 40K and also the ill-will from The End Times...

...I feel like it's a minor tragedy that nobody outside of that scene talks about how Warhammer Age of Sigmar has an entire faction that collects bone taxes for the skeleton war.

Like, that's not even an exaggeration, that is literally what the Ossiarch Bonereapers do!

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

I need more information about this.

[iregulargremlin]

Nagash the god of death, wanted his own sigmarines so he threw stacked a bunch of bones in a trenchcoat and made bonemarines, but now he's out of bones so he sent them out to collect bones. They usaly take the bones of your already dead and buried family members in a village, but if the bone tax man comes and you end up short on your bone taxes the bone IRS kills you and take the wet ones in your body. But as long as you make sure you save your deads bones youl be fine, they are even kinda incentivesed to keep you safe from other threats.......... The same way the Shepard keeps his flock safe.........until the slaughter

[titleknown]

You pretty much hit it on the head, tho I will add that their greatest general has a ridiculous bone codpiece:

Like, due to the cool exoskeletal nature of the faction they had every possible excuse to make some sort of bone tiddy lady as the main character, but while I'd be deeply pleased if they did that someday (because y'all know me), I deeply respect the fact they didn't do that and went with Comically Big Boner first.

[a-book-of-creatures]

This is the Bone IRS for the record.

He shows up and requests you pay your bone tax.

Also the bones and souls can be continually reshaped and reformed.

Riders, horses, siege machinery, monsters are all made from the same raw materials. So if you fail as a rider, you might get demoted to be the steed next time.

Also there are different factions and one of them literally just exists to explode at the slightest provocation and that has given them depression

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the Bone Tax Man

[pipistrellus]

One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

[pipistrellus]

this is like the only viral post that i dont regret making at ALL

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Bestie it is impossible to ignore the amount of blankets you use at first I assumed this was a meme and those were the layers of the crust of the earth

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

I actually have 4 more blankets I sometimes add but I didn't want to make my blanket number look excessive

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Are you okay

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

The results are inconclusive on that.

[chasingtheskyline]

Bestie. the reason you end up sitting up is your lungs think you are being crushed.

[tundrakatiebean]

OP making the bed

[unofficial-sean]

surfing flatfish! drop what you’re doing! Important!

[unofficial-sean]

HAPPY FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

[gunsandfireandshit]

PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

[gothcostco]

From another article i read today 😭

[hustlerose]

alt link

[rincewindthecheese]

he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

[lastvalyrian]

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

[passionpeachy]

I can’t fucking stop being utterly transfixed by this gif I think this is how cocomelon babies feel when they see dancing strawberries

[hgsn-moved]

sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush dattebayo

[hgsn-moved]

stop complaining about my word choice‼I made this post while being unabashedly mentally ill, and I’m going to call it as such. and now a word from our sponsor

[im-a-medicinecat-martin]

babe i know about niche fandom infighting you've never even heard of

[im-a-medicinecat-martin]

i think yall need to see what inspired this

[im-a-medicinecat-martin]

im obsessed with this

[im-a-medicinecat-martin]

im absolutely fucking REELING from this

[heritage-post]

date of origin: February 7th, 2021

[onebadnoodle]

i will not elaborate any further

[unicarcass-archive]

thats wario

[elenamanetta]

Insects may as well be the size of elephants for the way I react to them.

[nickyvmlp]

You’ve captured the essence of the show marvelously, OP

[nianeyna]

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

[argumate]

foreplay with Todd

[nianeyna]

do you ever think before you post

[argumate]

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post

[zealzealous-deactivated20220921]

I can still hear the choking.... The gagging...... The coughing

[moami]

Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

[nuguflops]

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

[genevawashere-deactivated202107]

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[deirdreskye]

If you love animals, please don't go to the zoo. Apes in zoos can go weeks or even months without a cigarette, tell me that's not cruel