a wild thing

where am I? (any pronouns)

[magic-bean-diety]

This is a wip pinned post, please have patience as I edit it

I wish we could pin multiple posts so under the cut will be most of my important posts

Anyway, hi my name is onyx, I'm a minor, I have autism+adhd, I rb tons of stuff (mostly mushrooms and aro stuff)

Also ⚠️ warning ⚠️: I rb really long posts, I'll try to tag with #longpost or #long post if you want to filter them

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Poetry side blog

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Things we should normalize

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https://www.tumblr.com/magic-bean-diety/725960208836362240/a-compilation-for-the-things-that-should-be?source=share

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In the case that you've come here after finding your notifs filled with the corvus corex (my pfp) read the tags of this post

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https://www.tumblr.com/magic-bean-diety/722673726636834816?source=share

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First post (probably temporary, but I'm keeping it here so that hopefully it can send me to the start of my blog) shit it didn't work

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https://www.tumblr.com/magic-bean-diety/711117702213812224/why-hello-there-tumblr-i-hath-come-to-disgrace?source=share

(more to come past this point, however, executive functioning)

SHIT I CAN PROBABLY TAG THEM GOD IM AN IDIOT oh well that'll come some day

[seabeck]

Elbow cascades

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[a-random-mooshroom]

noodle sex (help)

[skittle-boih]

amnesia

[oceansreducedtoshallowcreeks]

dub-con.....

[ryan-the-thing]

Groundhog day

[0sbrain]

killing

[thoughtfulrobot]

When I tapped the image, tumblr instead showed me the video clip from the post above this one, which was Tom from Tom and Jerry apparently being very bad at golf

[thoughtfulrobot]

I love all the different intentional misspellings of "puppy" that I've seen floating around. Pupper. Ouppy. Pubby. It perfectly imitates how people's brains short-circuit when they see a cute buppy

[bad-polls]

Choose your weapon

Butter Knife

cat

Bigger Cat

Lord Reā'yitër Hæi the Remorseless' Sword of Death, Doom and Birthday Parties

Nuke

2000 horny fangirls

Evil author

More cat

Voting ended onJan 6, 2024

[seabeck]

Froggy

[seabeck]

A mossy place

[etherealspacejelly]

reblog this if you like getting silly asks

[digitalsophie]

is theres posts on this site

[nyancrimew]

no :(

[wingedcatgirl]

[view-from-up-here]

[magic-bean-diety]

Colon three

[aliquid-de-magis]

a man and his Special Favorite rock

[wiggles-mcgee]

@etherealspacejelly

[etherealspacejelly]

this is me if you even care

[magic-bean-diety]

[virmink-united]

Trying to convince some of my Destiny friends to check out warframe. Help me put together a list to get them interested in checking in out

So far I've got:

pets you can take into battle,

a funny talking cube companion

over 50 unique characters (warframes) with a range of different abilities

a market/trading systems

Old man yaoi

A horny bisexual

A lesbian tower

The brady bunch but make it toxic

a group of rebel exploited workers who run a secret resistance to free themselves from space capitalists (the best faction!)

Skateboarding

Fishing (thats more than just pressing a button! )

Conservation that gets you plushies!

Mining! (Good luck! You'll need it!)

And best of all, its free, all its quests are completely free, and are here to stay, meaning you can replay them (with a few exceptions) to your heart's content

Please comment or add anything funny that would be appealing to a destiny player! I miss my friends!

[kandrakelsier]

Devstreams/Prime time (with drops)

"WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY AIR?"

Ticker and everything about her

Cephalon Cy: "Optimists inbound."

Eldritch cosmic horror god(?)

Grumpy grandpa that gives you cool gifts and your weird edgy cousin who's always showing up to try to one up you

You get to punch your mom's abusive ex-boyfriend

Actual communication with the player base and changes based on community input (sometimes)

Modding and the continued viability of almost every frame (RIP Inaros and stug, praying for your reworks soon)

Everything that has gameplay effects are free, and for things that aren't, premium currency can be farmed

Horde shooter power fantasy

Pity system on (some) grinds

[thoughtfulrobot]

You don't need to buy a $99 DLC pack if you want to go fishing, because it's in the base game

Quests are unlocked naturally through gameplay and don't cost real-world money

Most items, including the in-game premium currency, are tradeable between players

There's a HUUUUUGE number of ways to customize your character, and you aren't permanently locked into ANY of your choices; you can easily change things later if you want

Most mods can be applied to any weapon of the relevant category and arranged however you want, so you don't have to pray you get a good roll

[magic-bean-diety]

Ugh

Fleshbot propaganda

[pokemonprofessor]

[schrodingerscatisdead]

Tumblr’s love affair with comic sans and stars.

[mintyprincess]

just adding a few to the collection

[forsakenasylum]

[playerprophet]

reblogging for reference.

[succubusboyfriend]

adding some more

[achievemientarchive]

adds some

[nlxy]

what the fuck

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[crazed-rambler-deactivated20240]

i’m always caught off guard by the “hail satan” one

[rithiathemoth]

hope I’m not late

[biblical-bonez]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[bobbythebozo-deactivated2023122]

using these

[magic-bean-diety]

BRO ARTED AGAIN

I may be becoming a furry but that seems on brand so IDRC

A/w have a great day, don't 4get to drink water

Time to go offline for another month baiiiii

[herssian]

there’s no bad art! there’s no good art either. there’s no art at all because you haven’t drawn any

[herssian]

[hockpock]

ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!

...what do you mean tommorrow?"

[hockpock]

happy 1 year anniversary to this post,

DECEMBER IS TOMMORROW.

AGAIN.