The Enchanting Citrus

Minors, minor supporters, bots, and creeps will be blocked at my own discretion. Stef / Mixed / She/her / 31 / Pansexual You have reached the personal blog of the most magical citrus in the land! Lucky you! Lots of reblogs of anything I find interesting + some original content here and there! I'm a self-proclaimed artist and writer so I may sometimes post my own stuff.

[sinistra-orlok]

[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

[multifand0mtrash]

[magical-awesome-kid]

Uh… It’s still May…

[clowncare]

[normalstuffidk]

It’s august

[storm-driver]

[habaebiti]

humraaz by zara shahjahan

[frozenfrogz]

“Can’t two people of the same gender just be friends?”

Not on my watch they can’t.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[caralarm-bicycles]

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

[largishcat]

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

[only-tiktoks]

[moniquill]

For folks in the notes very upset that she only has two babies left: These baby possums are of dispersion size - they're big enough to leave mom and fend for themselves. These two are just the ones who haven't moved out yet.

[hollowedskin]

Oh wow I had no idea they were so tiny when they left home! Our possums in Australia don't have as many babies so they're generally 1/3 to 1/2 the size of the mum when they get kicked out.

I would definitely assume a baby opossum was abandoned if I hadn't been told otherwise.

[moniquill]

Every year wildlife rehabs are delivered many perfectly healthy baby possums for this exact reason and generally, it means they get a little boost of assured safety, food, and hydration before being released. Imagine, you're newly 18 and starting your adult life - you're just kind of walking around, maybe on your way to community college or something, and a Kindly Cosmic Horror picks you up, carries you to a fancy hotel where you are given several really excellent meals and maybe receive a series of vaccinations, then you are dropped into a resource-rich area approximately nearby where the first Kindly Cosmic Horror picked you up. This is how life is for young Virginia possums every spring.

[kitkatsub]

Sometimes, I'm just a tiny little girl who needs a tasty drink and a cuddle.

[thequeervampiric]

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

[sirfrogsworth]

I know these people are incapable of feeling guilt or empathy most of the time, but I'm going to tell every one of them my mother died and it sucked. I don't care.

Maybe I'm trying to make sure a horrible, pointless, unnecessary death can have some meaning beyond my grief. That my mom's suffering can have some... reason.

[myheartisacyclone-deactivated20]

Reblog this to place a small flower in the hair of prev, and that you're very proud of them

[nudityandnerdery]

[accarasshrekobsession-deactivat]

Butt gains make me so happy

[frog-squire]

we are so back

[valtsv]

[putthekettleonlove]

tumblr sugar daddy bots piss me off like stop playing with my feelings like that because i really DO want a weekly allowance of $2,500 to $5,000 :(((((

[victusinveritas]

[naamahdarling]

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

[marjorierose]

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

[auroraboringaliceinwonderland]

ID: a tiny orange kitten curled up in a giant bean bag ten times its size.

And a closeup of the tiny orange kitten snoozing. End ID.

[the-haiku-bot]

And a closeup of

the tiny orange kitten

snoozing. End ID.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.