Mary had a little lamb on the macaranas

*dies attempting to learn how to parry bullets with a katana because, and i fucking quote, “it’s essentially free pussy”*

[pastelparrotlet]

Plague doctor mask but it’s a worm on a string face.

[cowboybanjo]

[energyprison]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

me when i jsut need a fucking break

[paulthebukkit]

September 20, 2019

[throwbackblr]

[wrenrouge]

anyone else sing to their pets about how stinky they are 

[thewickedavatar]

dota 2 / hots characters when you move them: 

“I go.”  “Moving.”  “Mhm.” “Forward.”

league of legends characters when you move them: 

“The Darkness in my Soul is just so hot and sexy….. ; )” “Oh yes, I’ll just fucking kill them all……..” “Yes I’m sexy. Yes I’m cool….. but also I’m fucked up. ; )”

[talesofsymphonia4koma]

(Zelos and Genis’ “incantations” are slightly different from Sheena’s, with similar pronunciation and etymology that’s difficult to carry over in English. Zelos’ translates literally to “invitation,” while Genis’ refers to a good luck charm, or something that summons good fortune.)

Translated by: @theguineapig3

[nyaawn]

Everyone loves to bully Noctis.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Taste closed

[bravebirdfolly]

Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea)

[atamajakki]

i would watch an entire show of this

[stardust-lightning]

Ma, IT’S BACK

[chuckdrawsthings]

honk

[piglii]

*slams on this like it’s a door knocker*

hello??? is coochie home? 

[eighthtriangle-deactivated20200]

[batneko]

[ti0mumu]

Sometimes I forget I named my character Nasty Bitch and I feel like someone punched me every time something like this happens.

[breastforce]

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

[darksomeness-deactivated2016080]

oh

[armorbird-archive]

its a national holiday

[doorstuck]

Happy Door Stuck Day everyone!

[noburritojustaco-deactivated201]

i made soy milk ^_^

[imdope420]

I dont think that’s how it’s made