[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[beyond-a-name]

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

[theonion]

Saying he had grown irritated with all the people who wanted to know if his occupation was anything like the popular Netflix series, black market organ dealer Randy Haines told reporters Wednesday he was tired of being asked if he had ever seen Squid Game. “I’m sure it’s a perfectly fine show, but it’s annoying that everyone assumes I watch it just because my job is illegally harvesting human organs and selling them for money,” Haines said as he mopped blood off the floor of his workspace, explaining that when he told people he had never seen the program, he would inevitably have to listen for several minutes as they described its premise and talked about why they liked it so much.

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[nando161mando]

They aren't wrong

[evilwizard]

i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

I completely believe you

[evilwizard]

thank you for your trust 🙏☺️ 1000 blades vortex attack

[catherinebunnington]

Wow you sure diced those onions so fast! Now I can do the rest of the prep without worrying about it, thank you!

[evilwizard]

i just know i can be the best sous chef in all San Bernardino

[theconcealedweapon]

[radicalposture]

‘how did disney let them make andor omg!’ ‘lol netflix let them make blockbuster that’s so funny’

[important-animal-images]

[d-d-zero]

[toskarin]

the woman in the river shows me an axe of silver and asks if it is the one I lost. I respond that it is. she produces an axe of gold and asks the same question again. I shamefully look away, not sure whether I'm comfortable admitting that I was dual wielding

[toskarin]

she stares at me in abject confusion as I take stock of my tools. a look of dissatisfaction brews on her face. "but why is one golden?" the woman asks.

I tug nervously at my coat, feeling the slightest bit insulted. "well, it's not cheap to have a matching pair," I tell her. "not everyone can afford two golden axes."

"why not two silver axes?"

"I had the money for one golden axe."

the woman crosses her arms. "but the gold is worse for everything you'd want an axe to do."

"it's not. it was more expensive and also really hard to find."

"gold" she says, "is softer than silver."

"it's literally not, though," I say. "that's a really common misconception, but pure silver is softer than gold."

"most metal sold as silver is actually an alloy. that axe is probably sterling silver. I don't believe for a second someone made you a pure silver axe."

I look at my axe, then back to the woman, then back to my axe.

"it was pure silver when it went into the river."

an unreadable expression. with a great splash, the woman disappears into the current.

[toskarin]

for three days and three nights, I wander along the river's edge, hoping to find the woman again. I throw rocks, twigs, and once or twice a weird looking animal into the water. it's all to no avail.

on the final evening, I see a glint at the river's mouth. I run as quickly as I can, knowing I've finally found... oh for fuck's sake, it's just silver-plated. I lob the awful thing into the river with a huff.

"how can you tell?" asks the woman, peeking out of the water. "that could be the one you've lost."

"it's not."

"but you won't cut your losses and move on," she gestures wide, "one axe the richer?"

"that's too wide of a gesture for a cheap knick knack," I say, gesturing modestly in some approximation of how much I think the silver-plated axe is worth. the woman seems annoyed.

"I've been telling you, you have your real axe. the gold axe is the one that sucks."

"so what?" I spit. "are you suggesting I just use two cheap silver axes instead of my cool pure silver and gold axes?"

she groans. "I honestly would, man."

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[ruinedchildhood]

Glass bridge with a cracking effect

[wielderofscythes]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[historiansmp3]

it’s fucking insane that a moderator had to say “there is no state where you can kill a baby after it’s born” at a presidential debate.

[drst]

FYI the notes offer a handy block list.

I also want people to know the actual origin of the lie Trump tells about "post-birth abortion" is the rightwing twisting the words of the former governor of Virginia Ralph Northam talking about his experience with palliative neonatal care.

Let those words sink in for a second: palliative neonatal care. This is end of life care for a newborn. Not because of a "botched abortion" but because women and babies die in childbirth every goddamned day still, and the US has a terrible maternal and infant mortality rate for an industrialized nation, and women of color in the US routinely die and lose their babies at higher rates than white women.

Northam was a doctor. He experienced women giving birth to a baby that was not going to survive. He treated women who chose to continue a risky pregnancy, knowing it would likely end in tragedy. He and the other doctors and nurses who worked with him would then help the baby and the parents, for however long they had together, trying to make the baby as comfortable as they could while offering the parents what comfort they could. Those incredibly difficult decisions are what Northam was talking about, working with parents to best fulfill their wishes while ensuring the baby was suffering as little as possible.

Imagine the strength it takes to go into work every day knowing you're going to spend you day treating newborns who are only going to live for a matter of hours at best. Imagine having to be around parents going through the birth process only to face that horrible grief immediately after. Imagine the compassion a person who does that must have.

Now imagine that person being branded evil by a bunch of scumbags who want to take the right to bodily autonomy away from half the population. Who lie and twist the incredible act of kindness you do in your job into "killing babies" to score cheap political points with ignorant assholes.

These anti choice zealots are vile. They need to be banished from human society for good.

[memewhore]

[funny-tik-toks]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[depsidase]

[mr-deep-downer]

[k0weaponmaster]

[curioscurio]

this is crazy bc I remember when i was in school, if a guy had spare tampons in his backpack he was deemed the most universally popular guy by every single woman in school. The rizz you get from having tampons on you as a man is immeasurable.

[nalgetss]

Most of my friends since i was like 14 have had periods and they mostly stick to two brands, the day i started carrying them on my backpacks i unlocked a level of loyalty and care i could not articulate if i had a poetry degree. I met my soon to be wife because that day i was the only person around her who carried pads and she has never stopped telling people about it, i'm getting married because of the immeasurable rizz given to me by openly carrying pads as a dude

[mierac]

Treating menstruation as something dirty and shameful when it is a thing that about half the human population experiences for half of our lives is fucking insane, Megyn. Hiding it from boys only reinforces the idea that its something girls should be ashamed of, which is bad for everyone.