Step Forward Onto Gravity

Hello, radishes! Welcome to the Tumblr of someone who has no clue what she's doing with her life but is certainly trying her best to get things done!

[babyanimalgifs]

This is so wholesome

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

[callmebliss]

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

[strangeracrossthestreet]

CAT DAD IS BACK

[jackslenderman]

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

[aquilacalvitium]

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

[midgardian-april]

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

[trishmishtree]

update:

[lemonsharks]

I love that he kept …. All of them.

[petermorwood]

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

[foulserpent]

[curseworm]

[balancedbirb]

So I managed to 1.) find safety town clip in decent quality and 2.) somehow get it to upload here

[balancedbirb]

So I managed to 1.) find safety town clip in decent quality and 2.) somehow get it to upload here

[balancedbirb]

So I managed to 1.) find safety town clip in decent quality and 2.) somehow get it to upload here

[butchelves]

[tamamita]

I finally watched endgame… and Kirby really did that…

[tamamita]

See, Dr Strange said that there was a 1 in a w/e million chances that they would win and that was because they managed to recruit Kirby and so they did that and I think that was a good plot twist 

[tamamita]

fortnite

[incorrectundertalequotes]

Rouxls: I’m the proud owner of an iq of five!

King Spade: not for long

Rouxls: please it’s all I have

[a-queer-seminarian]

“Misgendering: An Analogy” by Bishakh Som

[pingnova]

this is a good analogy, I’ve been explaining cis people for awhile that someone’s pronouns are how you refer to them when you don’t use their name, and you wouldn’t refer to someone by another name just because of how they look, so names and pronouns are related in my head anyway

[arirna]

[haloapollo]

insert that’s the cutest shit i’ve ever seen meme

[stimman4000]

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[chefpyro]

fandom for an American TV show: don’t watch it online! watch the show on TV when it airs so the ratings go up! show your support!

me, a mere European: 

[afusionoffandoms]

fandom for an American TV show: then at least watch it for free on their own website and support them through ads and hits

me, a mere European:

[myrling-art]

fandom for an American TV show: ok fine, then AT LEAST buy the DVDs when they come out and support the show through that!

me, a mere European:

[byzantium-glytch-deactivated201]

FUCKING THIS OMFG

[invenblocker]

Do you want piracy? Because this is how you get piracy.

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

fandom for an American movie: please go see this underrated, important movie on opening day so execs will know how much people love it!

me, a mere European, looking up the release date: This movie is playing at 5am, on a Monday, in a city 100 miles away, down a sewer

[ndrs]

fandom for an American TV show: it’s on Netflix!

me, a mere European: *American Netflix

[ain-t-bovvered]

Europeans on their CV , under “other skills” :

-hacking

-finding loopholes

- self taught english

[thedreamerdelta]

And this is why DRM should be banned.

[badluckbadger]

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

[sugarpiss]

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

[toomanyshipsimsinking]

Fanfic writers fixing everything this weekend

[riverlarking]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

[archivedbarfblog]

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

[paper-mario-wiki]

artists have 1 brain cell and it’s Snap from Chalk Zone

[paper-mario-wiki]

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Literally nothing prompted this. This idea just popped into my brain and I dropped everything to record it.