Try Not To Die!

"People like to tell you everyone dies alone. I always thought that was a poetic way of saying mortality is inevitable. Or death is scary. But I'm calm now. " [Independent 616/ANAD Nico Minoru. Written by Anket]

[magicrunsinherveins]

❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞

“We’re in a pickle, yes. I’m never saying that again but we are.”

[magicrunsinherveins]

❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞

“Dude, stop planning crimes in front of your superhero friend!”

[actualarchive]

a hundred random starters 

below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)

❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞

❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞

❝ love is love is love is love. ❞

❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞

❝ why are you crying this time? ❞

❝ you will never escape. ❞

❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞

❝ everything has its consequences. ❞

❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞

❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞

❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞

❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞

❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞

❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞

❝ they died screaming. ❞

❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞

❝ how long have you known? ❞

❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞

❝ the law can be changed. ❞

❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞

❝ your child is adorable! ❞

❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞

❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞

❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞

❝ he adores you. ❞

❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞

❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞

❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞

❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞

❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞

❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞

❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞

❝ then kill me. ❞

❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞

❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞

❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞

❝ death is just another adventure. ❞

❝ stop! ❞

❝ let them watch. ❞

❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞

❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞

❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞

❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞

❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞

❝ you love him? ❞

❝ do you love me at all? ❞

❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞

❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞

❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞

❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞

❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞

❝ the king is displeased. ❞

❝ long live your majesty! ❞

❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞

❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞

❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞

❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞

❝ do you really think that? ❞

❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞

❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞

❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞

❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞

❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞

❝ are you a virgin? ❞

❝ I’m married. ❞

❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞

❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞

❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞

❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞

❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞

❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞

❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞

❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞

❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞

❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞

❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞

❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞

❝ are we going to die here? ❞

❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞

❝ I am no longer a child! ❞

❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞

❝ what if something happens to them? ❞

❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞

❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞

❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞

❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞

❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞

❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞

❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞

❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞

❝ this is my home. ❞

❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞

❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞

❝ fuck me. ❞

❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞

❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞

❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞

❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞

❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞

❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞

[caguilera]

[magicrunsinherveins]

“ What else did they tell you? “

“They’re out of beef, and chicken. So...life is disappointment, I suppose.”

[wolves-with-dragons]

Logan Movie sentence starters Part 1

Spoilers below.

“ Nature made me a freak. “ 

“Only about a quarter of this is true…”

“ Bad shit happens to people I care about. “

“ Then i’m okay. “

“ Please, help them. “

“ I’m a fan, by the way. “

“ They need our help. “

“ Someone will come along! “

“ Someone HAS come along. “

“ Actually, I’m a nonagenarian. “

“ Don’t be what they’ve made you. “ “ This has been the most perfect sleep I’ve had in years… and I don’t deserve it, do I? “

“ I have nightmares. People hurt me.”

“ I have nightmares too. I hurt people.

“ I hurt people, too. Bad people. “

“ See, you know who I am. “

“ I always know who you are, I just sometimes don’t recognize you. “

“ Hey, c'mon. Where are your parents? “

“ What else did they tell you? “

“ I don’t want to fight but there are some things we need to discuss. “

“ This is what life looks like. People who love each other, our home. You should take a moment. Feel it. “

“ So, this is what it feels like. “

“ Two days on the road, only one meal, and hardly any sleep. “

“ Man made me a weapon. “

“ God made it last too long. “

“I’m not whatever it is you think i am.”

“ I don’t want to talk about it.”

[shinyryou-deactivated20161226]

SEND 😴 TO CATCH MY MUSE ASLEEP IN YOUR MUSES BED

[trcshymemes]

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

[magicrunsinherveins]

hulksdontdoweak replied to your post: ’ Why don’t you just stay here? ’ (A-Force...

“I’m well aware. I’m not doubting you. I’m just saying hold tight for a second. It needs some punching before we throw something else at it. We need you for second round; you’re too valuable.”

“...Right, shoulda thought of that. Take the lead, Jen.”

[nihtwulf]

WESTWORLD SENTENCE MEME

“ Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world. The disarray. I choose to see the beauty. ”

“ Evolution forged the entirety of sentient life on this planet using only one tool: the mistake. ”

“ What is your itinerary? ”

“ And what do you want to say to your maker? ”

“ You don’t know where you are, do you? ”

“ You’re in a prison of your own sins. ”

“ You want to ask, so ask. ”

“ Are you real? ”

“ You can’t play God without being acquainted with the devil. ”

“ I know how that head of yours works. ”

“ We practice witchcraft. We speak the right words. Then we create life itself out of chaos. ”

“ He would have us burned at the stake. ”

“ That woman in charge is quite formidable. ”

“ You can just say ‘bitch.’ I hear it enough. ”

“ You’ve died at least a thousand times. ”

“  Maybe someday soon we’ll have the life we’ve both been dreaming of. ”

“ Has it never occurred to you to run off with her? ”

“ Everyone I cared about is gone and it hurts so badly. ”

“ The pain, their loss it’s all I have left of them. ”

“ I can feel spaces opening up inside of me, like a building with rooms I’ve never explored. ”

“ I may be losing my mind. ”

“ I think I want to be free. ”

“ You sound like a man who’s grown tired of wearing his guts on the inside. ”

“ I believe that only the truly brave can look at the world and understand that all of it gods, men, everything else will end badly. No one will be saved. ”

“ Maybe we’ve got more in common than I thought. ”

“ I imagined a story where I didn’t have to be the damsel. ”

“ Never start something you’re not willing to finish. “

“ If you’re getting fucked either way, go with the lucrative version…sweetheart. ”

“ I’ve been pretending my whole life. Pretending I don’t mind, pretending I belong. ”

“ All my life, I’ve prided myself on being a survivor. ”

“ It’d be a suicide mission. ”

“ At first, I thought you and the others were gods. Then I realized you’re just men. ”

“ You think I’m scared of death? I’ve done it a million times. I’m fucking great at it. ”

“ How many times have you died? Because if you don’t help me, I’ll kill you. ”

“ It’s the human beings who confuse me. ”

“ You’re a fucking monster. ”

“ Time to write my own fucking story. ”

“ At any point, I could blow up or collapse like some dark star or… ”

“ Did you hurt them, too? ”

“ You both keep assuming that I want out. ”

“ If it’s such a wonderful place out there, why are you all clamoring to get in here? ”

“ People like you keep spreading over this world like a stain! ”

“ You pretend to be this weak, moralizing little asshole, but, really, you’re a fucking piece of work. “

“ You helped me find myself. “

“ About time you realized the futility of your situation. “

“ I’m not crying for myself. I’m crying for you. “

“ Time undoes even the mightiest of creatures. Just look at what it’s done to you. “

“ The gods are pussies. “

“ You needed time. Time to understand your enemy. To become stronger than them. “

“ I’m afraid in order to escape this place, you will need to suffer more. “

[magicrunsinherveins]

’ Why don’t you just stay here? ’ (A-Force interactions y/y??)

“I’m not a kid, Jen. I’m just as capable as you are.”

[vaememes]

° * ———— RIVERDALE SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ What? Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world. ’ ’ Can I borrow the truck for the drive-in? ’ ’ Ah okay. Isn’t there a nice gay kid at your school? ’ ’ We both know what goes in those woods. ’ ’ Alright. No cruising guys tonight. ’ ’ I learned that from the Nancy Drew detective handbook. ’ ’ What would your Holy Roller mother say about this, _____? ’ ’ And where did you get those thigh-high boots? They’re amazing. ’ ’ My type? Definitely. ’ ’ But you’ve got more demons than The Exorcist. ’ ’ Is it true what they say about your dad? ’ ’ Does everyone here know? ’ ’ That he’s the devil incarnate? I stand by my father. ’ ’ I’m asking you now, right now, if you love me, or even like me? ’ ’ I can’t give you the answer you want. ’ ’ I’ve never been good enough for you. ’ ’ I’ll never be good enough for you. ’ ’ You are so perfect. I’ve never been good enough for you. ’ ’ That’s where I was living before. ’ ’ Why the hell aren’t you living at home? ’ ’ Truth is things aren’t great at home. ’ ’ He/she keeps promising that he/she will get his/her act together. ’ ’ Screw that! Live with me. ’ ’ It’s temporary. I’m going to figure something out. ’ ’ Just don’t tell anybody, especially not _____. ’ ’ She’s/he’s not going to care. ’ ’ Well, exactly. Don’t tell her/him either. ’ ’ Why did you leave the home? ’ ’ You could’ve really hurt yourself. ’ ’ I couldn’t just stay there, waiting for someone who was never going to show. ’ ’ I don’t have any money. I don’t have anything. ’ ’ Why don’t you just stay here? ’ ’ They made that very clear, and that’s not what I want. ’ ’ There’s no more stigma. ’ ’ You don’t know what they’ll do. ’ ’ I won’t have my baby raised in a home that doesn’t want it. ’ ’ I cannot lose you again. ’ ’ I’m not kidding, the clothes off our backs. ’ ’ Like it meant nothing. Like it was nothing. Like I was nothing. ’ ’ And you want my help to give it to your boy/girlfriend? ’ ’ I was going to apologize to you. ’ ’ Honey, I can’t agree to that. ’ ’ I don’t want any part of it. ’ ’ You weren’t at the drive-in. ’ ’ Where were you? ’ ’ You think that he/she has the stomach for that?! ’ ’ You’re sounding crazy just like your sister/brother. ’ ’ I didn’t get the memo we were adding another voice to the mix. ’ ’ So that makes me…what then…backup? ’ ’ I mean, you were just doing this as a favor to me, right? ’ ’ You literally have zero loyalty. ’ ’ Everyone else is…disposable. ’ ’ You know…maybe it’s not such a bad thing to try a new voice? ’ ’ You know how your father feels about pop music. ’ ’ I understand, and I won’t. ’ ’ Because if you do, he/she will somehow blame me. ’ ’ I feel like I don’t even know who my mom and dad are anymore. ’ ’ Is this your playing hand? ’ ’ And yet, stop punishing yourself while you’re at it. ’ ’ I got slammed because I didn’t know the play. ’ ’ You know, I endorse this. ’ ’ I’ve had my seven minutes of heaven with ________. ’ ’ God knows what you’d say. Something to humiliate us? ’ ’ Every town has one, the spooky house that all the kids avoid. ’ ’ Linked in death even as they were in life. ’ ’ It’s off-brand and it sends a false message of acceptance. ’ ’ You got a date? ’ ’ There is no record of her/him before that. ’ ’ Facebook, her/him Linked In account…they were all created a year ago. ’ ’ Where did you find all this? ’ ’ The deep web, the dark internet. ’ ’ Check it, it’s all online…simple Googling. ’ ’ What’s happening out there? ’ ’ What’s happening out there? Do we know? Is it about me? ’ ’ Do we know? Is it about me? ’ ’ You do you, girl/boy. I’ll be back. ’ ’ What was it like before she/he got here? ’ ’ What was it like before she/he got here? I honestly cannot remember. ’ ’ No longer lactose intolerant, I see. ’ ’ Oh, you don’t even know, do you? ’ ’ The things they’re saying about your daughter/son at school? ’ ’ Slut-shaming. It’s what they call it when sluts get shamed. ’ ’ You should be writing about the real story. ’ ’ And who shot that gun on July 4? ’ ’ What the hell is a “Sticky Maple”? ’ ’ No, _______, it’s a slut-shaming thing. ’ ’ I’m neither a slut nor am I going to be shamed by someone. ’ ’ Does he/she really think he/she can get away with this? ’ ’ Does he/she not know who I am?! ’ ’ I will cut the brakes on his supped-up phallic symbol. ’ ’ I need you to tell me the truth about something. ’ ’ Will he/she be able to make a living at it? ’ ’ You’re here for me, aren’t you? ’ ’ You’re here for me, aren’t you? Because of the autopsy? ’ ’ We don’t need to do this in front of your classmates. ’ ’ No, that won’t be necessary. ’ ’ Back to no texting. What about you? ’ ’ I’m back to being the shallow, toxic rich bitch who ruins everything in her path. ’ ’ Is this…how you feel about…is it real? ’ ’ It is. It is real. Maybe it’s not right, but it’s real. ’ ’ I’m “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” but this place is strictly “In Cold Blood.” ’ ’ I’m filled with dread. ’ ’ Game changer - ________ got hot! ’ ’ Six more reasons for you to take that ginger bull by the horns tonight. ’ ’ He’s got abs now. Six more reasons for you to take that ginger bull by the horns tonight. ’ ’ Is cheerleading still a thing? ’ ’ Is being the gay best friend still a thing?! ’ ’ What is a “Chock'lit Shoppe” and why does it sell burgers?! ’ ’ We are all on the spectrum but my gay-o-meter says you should stick with what you know best…girls/boys. ’

[magicrunsinherveins]

floramoth replied to your post: “I can’t go to Hell. I’m all out of vacation...

mei voice: NO IT WONT

sarcasm my friend

sarcasm

[magicrunsinherveins]

“You didn’t even need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”

“Your job is to stand there and look pretty.”

[magicrunsinherveins]

“I can’t go to Hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”

“Come on, just a day trip. It’ll be fun.”

[magicrunsinherveins]

“Ah, the cactus. Truly the most tsundere of plants.”

“Weeb,” she says, walking past her friend to admire the plants with her.

[vainlla-blog]

TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).

[text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)

[text]: send me pictures

[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?

[text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

[text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore

[wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)

[wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore

[wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!

[wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho

[text]: i love you so fucking much

[text]: i hate you

[drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U 

[text]: i cannot stop thinking about you

[text]: i need you. now.

[text]: please respond. im so worried about you

[text]: last night was so GOOD

[text]: what are you wearing? ;)

[text]: is he bigger than me?

[text]: did you sleep with her ?!

[text]: you’re just a slut

[drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!

[drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot

[drunk text]: im iss youu

[text]: bed or floor? ;-)

[text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !

[text]: i want you naked.

[text]: are you going to the party on saturday?

[text]: i want to show you how much i love you

[text]: do you hate me?

[text]: i’m so sorry

[text]: WAS THAT A SEXT

[text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..

[text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off

[text]: netflix and chill? 

[drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss

[text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol 

[text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)

[text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans