Vade Retro Satana

see for yourself

[the-hills-have-ass]

[wolchefant]

the narrative rollercoaster this video took me on in 19 seconds was a trip to remember

[yekkes]

Jeff Goldblum is like if your uncle were a manic Pixie dream girl

[tonyaharding1991]

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[terriamon]

hey not to be that guy but imagine that little ceaser dude saying penis penis

[princessofpop-deactivated202008]

Happy 4th of July!

[jumex]

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

not to bodyshame bc it’s a confidents issue for some ppl or whatever else and they should do what they want but 99% of the time when celebs or pseudocelebs get veneers it freaks me the fuck out and looks so jarring!!!! it’s like they did a glitched faceswap w steve harvey

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

[australiansanta]

‪americans who are scared of coming to australia bc of the wildlife are fucken wild. like when’s the last time a spider shot up a school lol

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[fuks]

[salty-red-mage]

[stream]

[luisonte]

[onlytwitterpics]

[scaliepost-generator]

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

[zoirohs]

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

guys catfishing as girls on like okc and tinder rly show that they have no concept of how women interact with one another or experience attraction to each other it makes me like scream laugh it’s always like Hey :) You’re really pretty can I see your pussy

[theslaysdays]

Drew Barrymore in 90′s