Magnolia

I'm the neighborhood punk witch 🤘🏻🐼🔮

[magnolia-solari]

Oh hey shit has changed since I actually posted. Three more tattoos maybe five I can’t remember 😅.

[voidvcat]

ok, so, how does one retrieve one’s soul if it’s been stolen by THE mammon? *sends SOS signals to space* i NeEd HeLp

[aangarchy]

You can tell the loki series was directed by a bisexual woman bc she used holding out for a hero in a fight scene the first chance she got and I respect it so much

[aangarchy]

If mobius doesn't utter one "oh wow" by the end of this series I'm gonna sue marvel

[anakintrashblog]

[skankplisskenmoved]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[callousisms-blog]

[charlottec21]

[quetzalpali]

[watergirl1996]

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

[klubbhead]

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[klubbhead]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

[klubbhead]

[sculptingsuccess]

Dam it it got better

[klubbhead]

[nunyabizni]

S T O P

[uhnkass-blog]

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

[klubbhead]

[rebeccafultz-blog]

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

[klubbhead]

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

[thej-key]

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

[nexar-k]

[tht-lesbian-fangirl]

ENOUGH

[klubbhead]

NO

😬

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

do grand moff tarkin.

[klubbhead]

[maskofprime-moved-3-18-2018]

[fatalis-black]

The last one got me.

[theoldandinactive]

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

[lonely-roads-at-midnight]

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

[eriggyageptulel]

[agir1ukn0w]

The post of legend has come again

[space-trash-princess]

[idunnotm-has-no-idea]

OH GOD IT GOT BETTER

[glittery-pile-of-flesh-deactiva]

This is best post on this shit hole of an app

[certifiedskywalker]

Holy shit

[kopykunoichi]

Me: Why do I still have a Tumblr account?

This post: *exists*

Me: Oh yeah.

[twochildreninamoteldemo]

sjflksjaldj it keeps coming back, better than before

[doobiwankenooku-deactivated2022]

I AM SCREECHING

[spankerella]

The last time I reblogged this, the canned bread was not there. That got me.

[quu-san]

It’s not bread but honestly I’m not sure we’re keeping track anymore

[kurara123]

may I? 

[silvyri]

Luke’s a cake, just like his mother before him

[llama-wan-kenobi]

Keeps getting better

[hawkerz12]

Please someone add Obi wan to this!! He would look so good as bread

[karasu-hieis-dragon]

I feel so bad for reposting this but much like the sky post this too murt be reposted.

[moonstrider9904-deactivated2022]

I am a baker and I approve of this post

[pentowrite-wingstofly]

[bestthriftfinds]

positively Rotund

[aghostintheforest]

@bears-official

[bears-official]

ORBULAR & friend shaped!!!

[buggyeyes]

SPHERICAL

[solassitudes]

we’re manifesting!

[lancaerielcotume]

Yes, we are manifesting

[shinyapocrypha]

[birdsandbuses-deactivated202506]

like or reblog if you still have plushies/stuffed animals. im autistic and need validation

[arktham]

Soul 2020, dir. Pete Docter & Kemp Powers

[swagintherain]

Catherine wants to make people more aware about how important it is to be aware of these issues.

She knew him for 20 years. He worked as a police officer. 90 days as a punishment is such a pathetic sentence. Total rubbish. this guy is evil and who knows how many victims of his assaults have stayed unknown. What a scums serve in the law enforcement… 

Please share.

[futaluvr]

Please share.

[tattoojim50]

This!☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

[atlasgaveup]

Protect children by any means necessary!

[fandominky]

Please spread the word

[sadiescreations]

Please reblog this

[storygaming2102]

Reblogging this

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sloth-incarnate]

[i-rathernot-say]

I was so proud when he didn't spill the milk

[trainthief]

a fun new conversation I get to have with customers at my work is when they pull up to the window and ask why the drive-thru line is taking so long, and I say “sorry, I’ve got 3 people doing 7 people’s jobs right now” and they say “well why aren’t there more of you there, this is ridiculous” and I say “everyone else who was scheduled is currently under quarantine because they tested positive”. and the customer says “but you weren’t exposed to the people that have it, right?” and I say “no I saw them yesterday because they weren’t allowed to call out until they had a confirmed case,” and the customer says “well then you shouldn’t be serving me!” and I go “haha, I know right? anyway that stupid drink you saw on tiktok is going to cost you 8 dollars” 

[trainthief]

another fun conversation is when they pull up to the window (not wearing a mask because no one ever does in the drive thru) and I ask if they’re doing anything fun today (because according to retail companies customers are very much like newborns in that if you’re not watching them carefully and making sure they’re entertained the entire time they’re in your line of sight they might choke on their own spit-up and die) and they reply “no, I actually just had to go and get tested and it TOTALLY sucked, so I thought I’d treat myself afterward and come here”. and then they smile as if there’s nothing wrong with that. and I can see their smile through the completely lack of a mask they’re wearing. and I close the window and walk away. 

[trainthief]

shoutout to whichever brave soldier called the health department on my district and got me put into two overlapping quarantines thanks to multiple exposures 

[athenadcvell]

What great news to wake up to

[celeritaschronicles]

[songofsaraneth]

mother… mother i am Trapped

[arnottsbiscuits-deactivated2024]

Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No…

[ramenreptiles]

Snakes are delightfully stupid, i love them

[thatpurplechick16]

Freeeeedooooommm!…….. Fre-…. Mhhh……. FREEEE-….. Mhh…. Free? -…… Mhh

…… Free?!-………. Free? -……..

[holdtightposts]

Chadwick Boseman would have been 44 years old today and as a tribute and remembrance, Disney/Marvel Studios updated the Black Panther intro.

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Me: Man the Fall of Rome must have been intense, I can’t imagine being around for something like that. The complete collapse of a civilisation! Wild.

Me now:

[nudityandnerdery]

[justcatposts]

Kitty paws