sensational

[mxnrique]

[lifeofcynch]

this is a nightmare

[commander-ledi]

this looks like what anxiety feels like

[k1nggeedorah]

[ruinedchildhood]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[actualkiss]

[hotterdenwasabi-deactivated2022]

Lmao fucking mood

[illegalaustralien]

Axe Murderer: Time to die

Me: *sobbing* Why are you doing this

Axe Murderer: Cause you be on that phone

My Mama: I TOLD YOU

[teenboystuff]

So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.

Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!

[anzozi-everywhere]

Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about

[galaxianbitch]

It always fuck me up that older people don’t understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.

[angrynebula]

unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong

[aimmyarrowshigh]

And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, it’s one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue you’re having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.

[whilereadingandwalking]

the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesn’t play. a true classic.

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[cannibalchicken]

[kweendestiny]

Cool It Now

[11-11-1992]

He really be singing his ass off

[spacehunter-m]

[memeseverdie]

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

[xoaddictz]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oddgay-deactivated20190317]

Henry really sNAPPED

[yrfriendliz]

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

[tinseltownturkey-deactivated202]

this is the kind of content i came here for

[etct-deactivated20240208]

I hate this so fucking much i saw this during band and i kept thinking about it and i couldnt play my part because i kept rememberingthis fucking thing and he didnt even show up and i kept cracking up and he didnt even show up to the PARTYY

[etct-deactivated20240208]

He didnt even show up to the partyy he

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[mainstreetliz-deactivated201710]

[jenamaroney]

[thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout]

you were named after two of the bravest people I ever knew

Shakira Shakira