Peter: Ned, why are we lying in the parking lot?
Ned: That crazy guy in the mask knocked you unconscious with his shocker thingies, so I lied down next to you so everyone would think we were just chillin'.
Peter: Aw, thanks, man.
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Peter: Ned, why are we lying in the parking lot?
Ned: That crazy guy in the mask knocked you unconscious with his shocker thingies, so I lied down next to you so everyone would think we were just chillin'.
Peter: Aw, thanks, man.
Tony: Peter's at a school dance.
Steve: ..?
Tony: With a date.
Sam: My boy!
Natasha: They grow up so fast.
Tony: *tearing up* I know.
Bucky: It feels like just yesterday he caught my metal arm.
Clint: *cries in the corner*
Peter: Hey, I heard you like bad boys.
Liz: Not really.
Peter: Oh thank God.
Peter: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Tony: I’m not really a jewelry person.
Peter: You don’t have to wear it.
Tony: No, I’m gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.
*crashing sound*
Aunt May: What was that?
Peter: My shirt fell.
Aunt May: It sounded a lot heavier than that!
Peter: I was in it.
Ned: Is the suit secure?
Peter: Check.
Ned: Web-shooters loaded?
Peter: Check.
Ned: Did you have breakfast?
Peter: What? That's not on the checklist.
Ned: I added it because I care about you.
Peter: No, I did not have breakfast.
Ned: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
Peter: *pulls out a granola bar* Hey, there're little chocolate chips in this!
Ned: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.
Tom Holland at one point, probably
Tom: hi baby how you doing I'm Spiderman
Girl: *flirts back*
Tom: oh wow I didn't think I'd get this far what do I do now Harrison help me
You got bit by a spider? Can it bite me? It’d probably hurt, right? You know what, whatever. Even if it did hurt, I’ll let it bite me. Maybe. How much did it hurt?
I love the fact that we got to see Peter fall apart. That we got to see him panicked, crying, stressed and giving up. I’m glad marvel portrayed this fifteen year old as just that- a fifteen year old. Learning as he went, making mistakes, getting in too deep and caring too much. He didn’t have it all together, he didn’t have a plan. And when things went wrong, he reacted as any teenager would. He broke. It was heart-wrenching and painful and horribly close to home for so many people in the audience, which was quite honestly amazing, because for once, we got to see a teen represented as breakable, not some crazy strong traumtised Child Of War who could take on the world without even flinching.
Peter Parker failed and screamed and almost lost hope- and it was one of the best superhero moments I’ve seen.
Thor: Ragnarok; 79 days
Justice League; 94 days
Black Panther; 185 days
New Mutants; 241 days
Avengers: Infinity War; 262 days
Deadpool 2; 290 days
Ant-Man and the Wasp; 325 days
Venom; 416 days
X-Men: Dark Phoenix; 444 days
Aquaman; 493 days
Silver and Black; 542 days
Untitled Fox/Marvel movie; 548 days
Captain Marvel; 570 days
Shazam; 598 days
Untitled Avengers movie; 626 days
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Justice League 2; 668 days
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Wonder Woman 2; 850 days
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Green Lantern Corps; 1074 days
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okay but can we just talk about the fact that mr. 15-year-old sophomore-in-high-school peter parker has such a flawless face?
I CANNOT BREATHE
james buchanan barnes, howling commando, the winter soldier, the fist of hydra, the deadliest assassin in united states history: can you move your seat up
Everything Hydra put inside me is still there.
Bucky Barnes + fear
okay but how does Aunt May not notice Peter got suddenly ripped without any significant fitness activity cuz like:
LOOK AT HIM
THATS NOT JUST TEENAGE HORMONES AUNT MAY
Stop being so obsessed with Tom Holland!
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