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You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried
this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time
Love the moment of Stratt calling Grace out for wanting to be a teacher essentially just so that he can always be the smartest person in the room.
Like, I don't think that's his actual motivation. When we see him in the classroom, he's clearly keen to have the kids share their own knowledge. He mentally compliments Abby on being “smart as a whip”, like he clearly enjoys seeing the kids learning and growing.
Equally though, Stratt is right in that children can be easier than adults.
Especially since Grace, in the book at least (can't remember if they clarified this is the movie) is straight up bribing them. Like he's offering prizes to the kids who work hard and give the best answers.
Not a bad teaching tool to drive engagement, but it says something that he's living in a small flat, he's cycling for work “and it's not for exercise”, but his classroom is well decorated and he's handing out prizes.
Like some of his fellow teachers definitely hate him.
Because they get stuck with “why can't we have fun prizes like Mr Grace's class? Mr Grace let's his class play games!” and like the answer likely is a combination of “because Mr Grace has a different teaching style to me”, “because I can’t afford to spend as much money as Mr Grace apparently can” and, quite possibly, “because Mr Grace's class is SUPER LOUD and REALLY CHAOTIC and I literally would die of sensory overload if I had to teach in that environment, I don't know how he does it” but you can't tell that to the kids.
Equally, if literally any of his 'prizes' make a noise, make a mess or cause arguments between different kids then teachers from other subjects likely hate him.
I still hold murderer in my heart for the one science teacher who taught a class of year 8s how to make 'slime' and then sent them to my English lesson with it contained in fucking open plastic cups.
(Like have them collect it at the end of the day if you can’t get them a closed container! How are you a fucking science teacher and don't understand that objects in open ended containers will fall out? Are all those bunsen burner fumes going to your fucking head???)
Teaching gets valorised as a profession, which means people tend to think of it as not being a real job. Yes, Grace is going all out for the adorable little kiddies. But also Grace is like the equivalent of the person who struggles to pay their student loans but also buys communal supplies of tea and coffee for the office and constantly brings in treats because he desperately wants people to like him.
Yeah Grace is everyone's favourite teacher. But he's probably not universally beloved by his coworkers, and some of the coworkers who do like him have probably suggested before that he should maybe dial it back a bit because he's doing too much. Like dude, I promise your kids won't hate you if you give them slightly fewer stickers, and also you might actually be able to afford a bus fare.
Remember, this is a guy for whom one of his major character flaws is that he avoids adult relationships (platonic or otherwise) because he's afraid. The papier mache solar system and complicated lesson plans are definitely a symptom of that avoidance.
Like to understand Grace as a teacher, you kind of have to step away from the automatic thing that a lot of people do of imagining what it would be like to be a student in his class. This is a job. It's not a calling. None of us took holy orders. When Grace is a teacher Grace is at work, and when Grace is at work Grace is clearly working overtime and spending his own money on luxuries so that the children he works with will like him best.
Again, he's a great teacher. He clearly loves the job and cares deeply for his students. But there are self-destructive elements to his work as a teacher on Earth.
He crashed and burned out of academia because he couldn't take working in an environment where he a) wasn't The Smartest Person, and b) he had to manage friendships and social interactions with adult peers. He then went on to construct an incredibly safe environment in his classroom where he would always be the Smartest and where the kids would always love him because he's the fun teacher who gives them prizes and plays games.
And this is kind of managed on the Vat. Like he isn't on easy mode anymore, but Grace is the world leading expert on astrophage (literally named them) which means he doesn't have to deal with people questioning him a lot, and he's second in command to the Dictator Of The World, which means people are predisposed to be nice to him.
When they aren't, like Lokken, he tends to struggle with keeping it professional. (Admittedly Lokken is clearly also being unprofessional here.)
This also plays into when he gets told he has to die to save the world.
I do think that his immediate fear response is understandable (not sure I'd have reacted differently) but also he takes it way too personally. Dude leaves the room, in the book, thinking that “all my friends got together and decided that they want me to die”.
Dude is very obsessed with whether people like him and is terrified of not being liked.
But this is significant because this is actually one of the things about Grace that changes.
Grace is very well aware that Rocky is smarter than him. In fact Rocky has to be the one to disagree with him when he tries to claim that Eridians as a whole are just smarter than humans.
Eridians have better memory and can instinctively do complex mathematics in their heads (carapaces?). Rocky is hugely impressed by Grace's scientific skills, but he also regularly calls him stupid and has zero patience for him spiralling into anxiety or neglecting self-care for the sake of the mission.
Grace is awed by Rocky's engineering skills and basically spends the whole book admiring him every other sentence. Literally states that he would trust the guy to do open heart surgery on him.
Grace meets someone who, by his own standards, is better than him in every way (especially when he remembers how he got on the ship) and Grace still gets to be liked. Grace gets to be admired, and joked with, and told when he needs to stop being an idiot and go to bed, and it's got nothing to do with him being a Super Genius or the other person being a literal child.
Same goes for him being a teacher on Erid. Like I think that's a pretty big deal actually.
Yeah Grace is gonna be the Weird Alien Teacher, which will definitely help the kids warm up to him, but he's also gonna be significantly less good at maths and remembering things than his students. He's going to forget things, he's going to mess up calculations, he's going to miss stuff because his hearing isn't as good as theirs or because he is the person in the room least experienced in their planet's culture.
Grace deciding that he wants to teach again, is him deciding that he's okay putting himself in a situation where he's going to fuck up (a lot) and where he's not going to be able to have the same level of control over the situation that he would have had on Earth.
And he loves it. He's exactly where he wants to be. Grace is the worst mathematician and owner of the worst memory on Erid, is consistently dependent on other people to explain things to him and help him in his day to day life, and he fucking loves it.
"Hozier's music is just whimsical yearning!!!!"
i am injecting But The Wages into your veins
hozier was so right when he said you don't have to sing it right but who could call you wrong to put your emptiness to melody your awful heart to song you don't have to sing it nice but honey sing it strong at best you'll find a little remedy at worst the world will sing along
- cherry wine is about domestic abuse. it’s now called a cute proposal song.
- too sweet is about seizing the day and ignoring healthy habits in favor of having more fun with unhealthy ones. he’s actively critical of himself in the song. it’s now called a song about thinking you’re superior for drinking black coffee.
- take me to church is about worship as a metaphor for sex. it’s called a religious song.
- eat your young is a song about war and political greed. it’s called a song about sex.
- now, the strongly political message of nobody’s soldier is being ignored in favor of calling it a metaphor for hozier’s relationship with his fans.
when are we going to stop simplifying hozier’s music down to cute little cottagecore bogman forest music? maybe you dont want to hear this but i don’t care. quit listening to hozier for the aesthetic. there’s a reason why empire now, foreigner’s god, butchered tongue, etc. songs with unignorable political messages are among his least popular songs.
I keep messing with my dental work and then going "huhhh why does my jaw hurt"
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Summer sketchbook pages ☀️🪶
if the airlock (or just any of this) looks inaccurate, excuse me, I’m an idiot
warning: blood, and Grace frying the ever-loving heck out of his arm
i really really hate how normalized it is to tell people to kill themselves
It really is hilarious because whenever you start your art journey, you watch all the videos and ask artists and they all give tips and help but it all ends up coming down to "you just have to practice".
And it pisses you off because bruh how am I supposed to practice this shit if I can't even do this first couple of fucking lines to make a good cylinder.
And then you start drawing and it sucks and you keep doing it, and you learn new skills and tricks, and you even end up developing an art style naturally (which they told you you would do, and you didn't believe them, but it came free with the constantly drawing in a way that made you comfortable and learning the medium).
And at the end of it all, someone else asks wow how you did all of that, and after all this time of putting in effort you finally have to eat crow and admit that the answer is... Damn... you really have to practice 🤣🤣🤣
genuinely SO sick of that thing in media where a character doesn't want to have sex and it's treated like some kind of barrier to be overcome or problem to be fixed. Reading a book that treats it somewhat like that right now, and it genuinely made me question myself for a second, what the fuck. This is truly the first time I have ever had a thought along the lines of "what if my asexuality means I'm broken", and that was awful. Horrid. Fuck this.
and another thing that pisses me off in bloodymary aus: the constant infantilization of simon. simon never seen plants before🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺he's never seen grass!!!! 🥺🥺he's never had a vegetable!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺he's litwrally just a babby grace needs to teach him evewyrhtinf 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
they had plants on eden dipshit. it came free with your fucking tree worshipping cult.
how the hell do you think they made oxygen on space stations? let's think for 10 seconds, how would they have renewable sources of oxygen? actually no let's not use our brains ever actually because 🥺🥺🥺 simon needs his angel to teach him everything!!!!!!he cries when he sees grass for the first time🥺🥺oh simon u know ur incapable of anything cmon u need ur white savior to hold ur hand when u eat ur very first vegetable at the age of 34🥺🥺🥺 i am losing my FUCKING MIND
there's so much you can do with a character that's from 300 years in the future interacting with someone from our modern day but yall actually write him to be a littel behbeh who has been sitting in a cold dark prison cell for literally his entire life and has never been outside before. it's fucking infuriating. he knows what flowers are. he knows what a strawberry is. oh my god you people piss me off.
it's very late and i might delete this in the morning but for now let it be known the mischaracterization of simon iron lung has gotta be studied cus im convinced half the bloodymary fandom genuinely sees simon as their communal oc that they use as a fucking accessory for grace. an accessory that's disabled!!!!! but only when it's good angst material, otherwise he gets a magic prosthetic arm!!! isn't that amazing rep!!!!! you people have successfully invented new and creative ways to be racist and ableist and then justifying it with "let people have fun". let's stop infantilizing the asian character and try be normal, ok? let's stop making the poc ignorant and stop making him worship the blonde hair blue eyed white man, ok?
if mark was white passing would simon be infantilized as much? would he be treated as an intelligent adult? food for thought and im tired as all fuck. goodnight
For those to keep mischaracterizing, Simon and Grace, here's your food, EAT IT!!
This year we will celebrate colorful birds this #AvianAugust! 🌈 I've focused on curating a list of birds that will flood our feeds with fun and vibrant-colored birds.
✨ How to join: * Use the daily prompts as your guide to create bird art each day in August~ or pick a few favorites and go at your own pace! * Post your work anywhere you like and tag it with #AvianAugust or #AvianAugust2026 so we can all find and share each other’s work. You are also free to tag me in your posts (this will help me keep up with your work).
If you decide to participate, don't pressure yourself to finish the full list. Be sure to take breaks and pace yourself, and *most of all* have fun!
I am SO excited to hear what you think of the chosen birds, and I'm even more excited to see your art of them. 🌈🐦
Please share, and let me know which bird you are looking forward to most!! (For me, it's the long leggy bbs on day 20. 🍊✨🌸)