Forbidden Bacon

The bacon thou daredst not. (This blog is a junk drawer. Expect Yoonmin, BTS, politics, LGBTQ+ issues, danmei rants (said lovingly), fanfic, fan art, pretty pictures, tirades, hopeless delusion, emo venting, and not much else.) ✳️Queer✳️ Certified Charismatic Bisexual(tm) (I block empty accounts! 🚫)

[tomb-mold]

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

[vodka-and-fedoras]

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

[forbiddenbacon]

My loot is that you get my identity and all of my student loan debt, bank account with $12.95 in it, and handful of maxed out small credit cards that are all about to go to collections, which I got to "pay off and build good credit." Good luck and godspeed.

[minieicons]

BTS Summer Package 2019.

like/reblog if you save.  

[brehaaorgana]

for the last time: if there's a sexy naked lady with long flowing hair and MAYBE a diaphanous sheet or flower crown; lots of swirlies and ribbon like curving LUSCIOUS shapes; very lush foliage (acanthus leaves, elegant flowers) and all kinds of fauna — both especially waterside (lily pads, lotuses, reeds, cranes, dragonflies); lots of green; everything is a lot of iron, stone, stained glass, mosaic, and carved wood; the windows or their frames are very Shaped; the lights are soft yellow; or it's a font with lots of line weight variation; feather tips are rounded; everything reminds you of france, vienna, or japan and something vaguely mediterranean; OR it's literally a Parisian metro station

— then it's art nouveau

and if the sexy lady has a bob cut or a hair cap and is wearing a column or flapper dress; there's a lot of geometry like rectangles, arches, rays, and diamonds; angels have super sharp wings and a lot of muscles; everything is steel, concrete, marble, gold, and red velvet seats; everything is VERY angular; and all the foliage is basically papyrus fronds; things feel vaguely Egyptian or Turkish or Mesopotamian; the fonts play with being very skinny or very thick and are sans serif with extra lines; or Gatsby would be found floating dead in that pool

— then it's art deco

[brehaaorgana]

And if looks kinda like art nouveau

— with lots of lush flora, tiny insects (like dragonflies) or graceful birds, stained glass, iron, warm golden lighting, lots of wood and wood carving (but now it's more wood paneling), a stylistic fondness for Japan, line weight variation in the font, and tile (but this time it's carved or sculpted on, not tiny mosaic)

but you're worried it's art deco

— because the forms (especially foliage) are very symmetrical and slightly more angular or blocky and graphic looking, things are more rectangular than circular or curvy in architecture, the patterns repeat more often, and more of the lamps are pyramids or rectangular, and there are nods to Egyptian or Ottoman style, and they used the color red (probably in an accent chair or carpet rug)

BUT there's no steel, concrete, gold plating or gilding, marble, big muscles, spiky or radiating diamond shapes, angular people, or flappers,

AND the vibes are jacobean, gothic, or spanish mission revival; they love some brick and stone; the wallpaper is an explosion of colorful pattern that could give you arsenic poisoning or help depict a descent into postpartum psychosis in a famous short story; but there are NO people to be seen, not even sexy ladies,

— then THAT is the arts & crafts movement.

[forbiddenbacon]

I can't make my header image work! 😢

[so-many-ocs]

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

[forbiddenbacon]

There's a reason the entirety of human literary tradition has themes. This is the human condition. Welcome. Keep your arms and legs inside the ride.

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[willow-wanderings]

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

[roach-works]

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[forbiddenbacon]

Yep. Applies to all five senses, too. One of my faves is ""EEEEW OMG SMELL THIS, IT'S HORRIBLE!"

Sharing is caring.

[forbiddenbacon]

Made an honest post about the holiday and it mysteriously failed to post. It was a good one too. Funny. Fk the man.

[forbiddenbacon]

I don't care if ppl like the silly things I write, she says, as she questions her self-worth bc only two ppl liked her post and no one laughed or responded.

[xristian-rose]

Collect shitty knives and used lighters. Carry one of each in your pocket, they’ll come in handy. Straight up who’s gonna stop you now? Pick up a balisong and learn some tricks, it’ll be so sick when you can show them to someone you really like later. Same with zippos, play around and see if you can flick it in a unique way, and make it muscle memory. Throw your keys and some useful shit on a carabiner and put it on your belt. Wallet chains too, you can’t deny how sick they are. Fuck, hop on a skateboard, the impact of the ground becomes cathartic when you remember what it’s all for. Listen to lots of music and develop lots of opinions on it, before you know it you’ll have a back catalogue of shit to talk to people about, and then you’ll suddenly be someone who has sick recommendations. You can also just be a bit of a hooligan, climb shit, jump on it, have so much visible, mischievous fun that it’s contagious. Wear really shitty smudgy makeup and OWN it, it’s so hot. Shoulder check your pals and smile at them cheekily, make special handshakes with them, doesn’t matter if you have “your boys”, play with whoever is near, don’t wait til it’s perfect and the time is right

You can just start doing stuff whenever you want

[forbiddenbacon]

💯

[ptitsatart]

been replaying disco lately 🪩💫🖤

[targetedknowledge]

[forbiddenbacon]

This is the cutest shit I have seen in a long time. Look at this cat. LOOK AT HER.

[sonoftheria]

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

[forbiddenbacon]

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[forbiddenbacon]

"Taxian Jun" remix...

ERHA, Chu Wanning and Moran's story in music abd lyrics. Not literally. But vibes.

Hold me under siege

Then tell me I'm a legend

30, 000 leagues

To watch me as I take 'em

Am I wrong, am I wrong

Am I ready to let go?

In the dark, in the wild

I'm making my way home

I've been dying to keep it alive

Just to move on

Am I the only one to see it all?

On the verge

On your marks

On the verge

Are you ready, set

Go

Strip away my shoes (Away my shoes, away my shoes)

And I will climb a mountain

Bet on me or lose (Bet or lose, bet or losе)

I will see you back on Monday

Am I wrong, am I wrong

Am I ready to let go?

In the dark, in thе wild

I'm making my way home

I've been dying to keep it alive

Just to move on

Am I the only one to see it all?

Am I wrong, am I wrong

Am I ready to let go?

In the dark, in the wild

I'm making my way home

I've been dying to keep it alive

Just to move on

Am I the only one to see it all?

On the verge

On your marks

On the verge

Are you ready, set

Go

Go

Go

(st_ruins)

[iodine-coated-cleaver-deactivat]

so uh tagging game

The last fictional character in your photo library, is the person you gonna sit next to in a 8 hour flight!

OHHH EMU?? Not bad

tags(sorry weh): @teto-teto505, @veilofpoe, @loftedlow, @arsonistic-carp-0-2, @pompomme4, @never-end1ng-m1sery, @mxnihil + OPEN TAGS

[killer-offical]

its my drawing, ok i guess now i have to make them not evil bc i wouldnt wanna sit next to an annoying loud person during a flight

open tags

[purgatory-offical]

fuck yeah he's awesome

@definitely-ao3-offical @smol-gremlin-child-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @evilpineapple-offical

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

I

I don't even know him as a character tho??

[soul-the-silly]

no tags at all so im assuming open - if not sorryyyu (twt)

im on volume four so for now im in a state of yipee . ! i may be judged but like hes not an ass for no reason so uhm yayayy

tags below cut

@fssh-bowl @fudanshifinalboss @merrymewhoa @chiarascur0 @big-man-sculpt @nevershuteruper @forbiddenbacon @mysteriouslyhumongouslight + open tags if i forgot you im so sorry im tired . today ( t w t)

[forbiddenbacon]

Well, this ought to be a fun flight. A hot goth guy sitting next to me for 8 hours, silently stuffing his face with everything he can order, plus extra snacks he brought along. Maybe he'll share. But probably not. (He Xuan)

I can't add tags right now bc I don't know anyone's @. 😭

[forbiddenbacon]

zmarqa on Instagram: "Crown Prince Xie Lian daydreaming about this scary General Hua... #tgcf #hualian // concept art for the story I'm writ

2,052 likes, 16 comments - zmarqa on June 15, 2026: "Crown Prince Xie Lian daydreaming about this scary General Hua... #tgcf #hualian // con