Forbidden Bacon

The bacon thou daredst not. (This blog is a junk drawer. Expect Yoonmin, BTS, politics, LGBTQ+ issues, danmei rants (said lovingly), fanfic, fan art, pretty pictures, tirades, hopeless delusion, emo venting, and not much else.) ✳️Queer✳️ Certified Charismatic Bisexual(tm) (I block empty accounts! 🚫)

[forbiddenbacon]

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Hot damn, Park Jimin! The gender is genderizing!

[raisinchallah]

sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style

[agnoscoveteris-vestigiaflammae]

another one added to the collection 🫡

[dappermouth]

And then you had that dream again.

[yuumei-art]

Shrouded Stars🌟 It was so fun painting Hidden Stars that I had to make a mirrored version with dark wings :)

Video of the painting process:

[shattersaurus]

Hello everyone!

Last year I started designing a series of Coat of Arms, themed in the spirit of Pride Month and using different mythological creatures as heraldic animals. I now aim to turn these designs into wearable pins and will be running a Kickstarter in Julyto fund this endeavor!

In addition to these 5 designs I wish to be able to crowdfund enough to be able to also manufacture the following pins and identities:

I have found a very trustworthy local manufacturer, who has already shown the quality of their craftsmanship with the first batch of test pins I received, just look at the detail they were able to produce!

Since I try to support local manufacturers, which produce pins with fair wages and are more ethical than outside of Europe, the pins are more expensive to create than through the usual pipeline via Asia.

I therefore seek to crowdfund the expenses since they would be more than I can afford. If you are interested and look forward to support this little endeavor, please follow the link below to sign up for a mailing list. People who signed up on the email list and pledged during the campaign will receive an exclusive sticker set by the end of a successful launch consisting of the following designs:

SIGN UP ON OUR PRELAUNCH WAITING LIST TO GET THESE LITTLE GUYS FOR FREE

Our Kickstarter Prelaunch Page:

Coming soon: Coat of Pride: The Mythological Pride Enamel Pin Collection!

A collection of Pride themed Coat of Arms Enamel Pins. Rally your friends, choose your crest and celebrate with PRIDE.

[abcthv9597]

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[forbiddenbacon]

The king of cookies for the kings of my heart! 💜

[forbiddenbacon]

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Jiminaaaaah oh my god.

[briargeese]

Okay, I admit. I bought these begonias that I really don't need just to see how they looked under the UV light.

[briargeese]

Single peony, the first to bloom.

[forbiddenbacon]

Dragons keep appearing in my rocks. I call this one Ascending Fire Dragon.

More dragons.

And this is the rare and elusive Derp rock.

This is just the prettiest little fiery agate...

This here is a miniature version of the Chauvet cave art.

And this is just a super cool, smooth, colorful rock that looks like a butterfly in a cocoon.

[violntfemme]

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

[lapisangel]

I am uh... A bit scared for my life

[thechibiestdemon]

... Huh

@clowndestroyer2000

If OCS don't count then it's Humpty Dumpty and I am NAWT marrying him

[clowndestroyer2000]

AWWWWH YOU ARE ALSO MINE??

[goldenbunny30]

Hashtag no not marrying a Noli inspired raven girl oc

@harbinger-of-silly @chaimydrink @a-very-humanyes @rice-w0lf @chaos-triangle @bubble-official

[harbinger-of-silly]

Bruh

@countingonaverymerrychristmas @abra-ca-deadbra @the-only-onyx-gem and open tags

[laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed]

oh...

i... uhh okay? what?

open tags and also @definitely-ao3-offical specifically

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Why me,,,,,

I prefer her as a bestie but it could be worse,,

Open tags as well

[merrymewhoa]

we got avery and d3rlord3 guys uhm idk how i feel about marrying them id rather that theyre married to eachother :3 but yeah theyre cool frens :D @soul-the-silly @nevershuteruper + open tags everyong join up!!

[soul-the-silly]

i meaaannnn,,, me n my friends have (lovingly) screamed at each other dibsing the entire jcc cast so i measnn if i can make it official before them hell yeah

forgot the tags oopsies

@fssh-bowl @big-man-sculpt @theabolisolation @nevershuteruper @mysteriouslyhumongouslight @forbiddenbacon + open tags!!

[forbiddenbacon]

Ok, I like being tagged but I have trouble tagging people. Anyway, Yes, these were all together and they were all dled yesterday so. I have no complaints! It will be a marriage of inconvenience for everyone involved. Sorry but I am not awake enough to go search artists for these. Mayhaps I will remember to do so later today.

@echoes-of-a-memory @5and3nevermind

[baejax-the-great]

[bitchesgetriches]

Companies That Tried to Save Money With AI Are Now Spending a Fortune Hiring People to Fix Its Mistakes

Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.

Delicious. We love to see it.

[tobaeus]

@ralfmaximus

[ralfmaximus]

Ultimately, she spent 20 hours redoing the copy from scratch — and with her $100-per-hour rate, that meant her client was shelling out $2,000 for copy that likely would have ended up being far cheaper had a human just written it in the first place.

I love stories like this.

[tacofriend]

Get peer reviewed!

[lierdumoa]

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[valtsv]

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

[valtsv]

behold. my ugly son.

[felix-the-creature]

Species accurate version

[grubbzygo0p]

wretched little creature

[forbiddenbacon]

🫣

[calamitys-child]

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

[weberina]

Clover flower 😊 bees go crazy for them and you can easily replace an entire grass lawn with clover. AND as a bonus! This freak of a mutant keeps pumping out four-leaf clovers every few weeks 🤣 Ive been experimenting with laminating them and the kids have made a "clover fan" with the failed attempts

[forbiddenbacon]

Red Trillium. There's something very magical about wandering through the woods and seeing this audacious little flower living her best life in the dappled sunlight. It's such a rare treat. I remember seeing one for the first time in the woods behind my Great Grandmother's house. Been in love ever since.

[unspeakablearchives]

(Source: Sen the donkey)