at this rate im going to outlive the whole fucking family

@gr8mothergeyah

[Crack RP blog for Greatmother Geyah of World of Warcraft]

66 posts

@modernrangergeneral:

#@me y r u like this ffs #im a mess #where did my shoes go #where did my bra go #was I even wearing one #OH FUCK WHY WASNT I WEARING ONE #FUUUUUUUUCK

*comes back a little while later with Geyah in tow, having hastily explained to her the situation, then calls up to Lilian* hey lilian! you still there?

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*peeks over the edge again, somehow looking to be in a much worse state than before* yeah I’m still here haven’t fallen off yet hahaa ha ha oh god get me down from here

*sighs slightly and summons a gentle whirlwind to pick Lilian up and float her back to the ground, patting her head when she lands* you're the seventh person stuck on those so far after the party, don't beat yourself up about it sweetheart. I'll look for more stranded guests. *heads off to do that*

*grumbles and tries to get up, though the fact that his legs still broken hinders his efforts* uh thass can u help me a bit here

*sighs and picks Koltira up* Guess we’ll have to find another healer.

i didnt even do anything she was just being mean to me for no reason :(

*is still there* you thought that was mean? sweetheart, I'll show you mean. *summons a gust of wind that launches them both into the air and out of Nagrand and back to zangarmarsh, thankfully landing on a gross squishy giant mushroom that broke their fall* AND DON'T COME BACK

#get out of my village

*makes a pained noise as Geyah undoes all her healing, then looks confused* wait what???

*does not look impressed* why are you still here

#im trying to enjoy my life but kids like you keep making that difficult

…r u done healin me yet so i can go somewhere else where ppl will actually be nice to me

#im not here 4 this shit

well if you’re going to be like that... *undoes all her healing and stands up, dusting her hands off* i’m done healing you.

#get out of my village

#i’ve got more important things to do with the time i have left #like raise my great grandchildren #spend time with my terrible grandson and his nice boyfriend #get high as fuck with the draenei in shattrath #socialising with death knights is v low on my list

i thought ur supposed to be like a nice grandma to everyone

#and enjoy being alive gee i sure wish i was still alive that would be nice#instead im a fuckin walkin corpse

i’m nice to those that deserve it.

#im trying to enjoy my life but kids like you keep making that difficult

wow u dont even kno me and ur this judgemental im hurt :(

i’m like 100 years old im not gonna waste time on getting to know every punk that barges into my realm and fucks with my shit

#i've got more important things to do with the time i have left #like raise my great grandchildren #spend time with my terrible grandson and his nice boyfriend #get high as fuck with the draenei in shattrath #socialising with death knights is v low on my list

#I mean we ARE death knights we’re supposed to be dicks to everybody

that totally counts *turns back to Geyah* see? im a nice person

hm.

nah.

wow i fuckin ask a question and ur just rude to me wtf

#ur rly mean i thought old ppl are supposed 2 be nice

well i don’t know about that, you claim to be older than me and haven’t said a single polite thing since you’ve been here. so you tell me.

*looks at the trorcs with mild trepidation* …if ur so old why do u have so many kids

those are my great-grandchildren, you nosy shit

*is literally acting like a scolded child now* …we werent actin up we were just tryin 2 have fun theres nothin wrong with havin some fun :(

#and hey at least we arent as bad as thrall tho#u said it urself

i would not take any comfort in that fact. and yes, theres something wrong with your “fun”. im an extremely old lady and now i have to overexert myself to unfreeze zangarmarsh with the other shamans. it could kill me, and then a lot of babies will be left without someone to look after them. *gestures behind her to all the trorc babies who are napping quite peacefully* but i suppose thats all “fun” to you people.

#arrogant child

*goes quiet at that, only speaking to mumble out in an annoyed voice* …dont call me a child im probably older than u

oh really? could have fooled me with how you act. you death knights nearly as insufferable as my grandson. and at least thrall doesn’t go out of his way to act up at fucking parties.

@kol-toptier-a:

#see I’m a good fiancé I got you to safety :) *grumbles to himself and crosses his arms, trying his best to ignore Thassarian while Geyah heals him*

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*doesnt look up as she heals* so you’re the little shits that froze zangarmarsh. hmph. kids these days, coming into our realm and fucking with it like they own the place. would you like my mag'har to burn you all alive in your little floating necropolis? we’d be very happy to.

*still seems pretty pissed off* i wasnt even involved in the whole freezin thing b/c i cant do that shit im not some shitty fuckin frost dk unlike some people

I have little patience with you as it is. don't try to lie to a farseer.

#arrogant child

@kol-toptier-a: #see I’m a good fiancé I got you to safety :) *grumbles to himself and crosses his arms, trying his best to ignore Thassarian while Geyah heals him* ________ *doesnt look up as she heals* so you're the little shits that froze zangarmarsh. hmph. kids these days, coming into our realm and fucking with it like they own the place. would you like my mag'har to burn you all alive in your little floating necropolis? we'd be very happy to.

maievneverwrong

tfw you squirt good

i know that feel! :) :D

maievneverwrong

nice but why did you decide to share

:D :D its fun @everyone share your squirting stories

maievneverwrong

please dont? this was my own post wtf

*Falls in from the sky* I SQUIRTED SO HARD IT BLEW DEATHWING INTO THE NORTHEN BARRENS :D *JUMPS OUT INTO THE SKY AGAIN*

maievneverwrong

jfc christ what

*runs past* I heard we were sharing squirt stories! anyway i squirted in gallywix’s coffee once lmao bye *runs off

maievneverwrong

how the fuck did you all find us what the fuck oh my god why are you sharing these things alexstrasza wtf

i squirted so hard it flooded zangarmash.

garrosh-hellsquart

NO. YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO OLD HAG. AND YOU CAN’T TEMPT ME WITH YOUR DELICIOUS MILK ANYMORE. *leaps out of window and lands flat on his face, staying quiet for 9 seconds and then beginning to cry like a baby* I BOOBOO’D

*sighs and comes in, fuckin picking garrosh up and rocking him in her arms* ssshh don’t cry grandson its ok

#but if you call me an old hag again i'll rip your spine out and make a walking stick with it

garrosh-hellsquart

*smashes baby bottle on the floor*

RIGHT. NOW THAT I’M ALL MILKED UP.

TIME FOR REVENGE.

*yells from the other room* CLEAN THAT MESS UP YOUNG MAN

garrosh-hellsquart

*sees the bottle* OOOOHH MILKY TIME! *runs over gleefuly and takes the bottle*

*lets him take the bottle and backs out of the room*

#ok i can put up with a lot but #not this

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