Okay like bare with me. Here are my John Marston Headcanons for a Normal AU (Part 1)
Starting off strong with ✨autism✨
He’s so autism coded it’s not even funny. Maybe can agree on him just being ADHD, but what grown man acts like that
Makes jokes at the most INAPPROPRIATE times (I mean he literally does this in game it’s canon). Grandma died? Welp, she must’ve seen Micah— that finished her off.
This man freaking loved legos as a kid. Probably didn’t know what to do with em, but he just looks like the type to try and build the tallest houses or the fattest walls. 100% just decided to step on them on purpose one day
Drives a Harley that he named Rachel (yes after his horse in RDR2:E) It’s probably been so well loved by him it’s in the shop more often than not but hey he has that thing.
Would’ve totally got those dumbass helmets with the horns on them but nobody else thought they were cool
Leather and tight jeans kind of man. He was an emo, what can I say? Plus he’s a SLUT-
Like that one quote: Tight jeans, loose morals.
Ironically calls himself baby girl for shits and giggles (he barely knows how to use that term properly)
Rock, emo, metal, country dabbled in between and you got yourself a Marston approved playlist (dude is literally in a zombie game, that’s metal)
Still rides horses like a champ, but he’s not as good at competing as Arthur. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t have his own trophy set!
Has questionable hygiene, but in a sexy grungy way
He’s got a biker’s tan HAHA
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