how did you even get here

definitely a bot

[isabellaofparma]

Not if you mean to take my place. Kings (2009)

[abigailspinach]

This show was wild I can’t believe they even got the air

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[wyllravengards]

A she-wolf who reigned the Amaranthine sea.

Quick Bela painting. pls reblog if you like it I spent all day painting this <3

[knights-hand]

[steelsonnet]

For the people worried: this isn't AI. This is Chevalier Aramis Du Lac from a larp in Germany. The larp group's website is here, their insta is here. I believe the knight and his retinue attends multiple larps across Germany throughout the year.

Photographer (at least of the first one) is Calle Plantiko who can be found here.

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[jururenu]

grace i doodled right after i saw the movie and forgot to post here

[jururenu]

i accidentally posted the version without glasses sorry chat!!

[thereareotherways-ofpersuasion]

i love how everyone's opinion of ryland grace's sexuality is

completely aroace

gay for rock

gay for rock x2

gay for markiplier

gay for the antagonist of his (headcannoned) twin brother's movie

boytoy for Eva Stratt

[thecindercrow]

Widow's Bay 1.05 What To Expect On Your Trip

[andthepeople]

sometimes a character has been forcefully dog coded and so it is not sexy or romantic it is something that grates at him that he must overcome. proving no i am not a dog i am a man who has been turned into an animal but wants to be a man again. max rockatansky comes to mind. fury road max the guard dog slash beast of burden who's found a newer wiser kinder master in furiosa but rails against the idea of having a master at all. and must leave his master to become a man again. devotion as a chain but not in a sexy way. an interesting dimension of dog-coding i think we should all explore

[theminttu]

pls I love the pirate girlfriend….

[appletvgifs]

I'm a shaman. Widow's Bay, S01E05

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[questionartbox]

The Knights Moralis are here 🔺 art tumblr | art twt | everything-twt

[opp314]

when your "friend" has a really cozy shoulder to lean on

[unfortunately-ginger]

Choice

[farewell-to-lorien]

Art by arbor_draws.

[hanromi]

Coco the Witch 🌱 Her dress is based on one of Shirahama's amazing illustrations, I wanted to make an Alphonse Mucha styled fanart! I'm proud of all the details even though it took very long, WHA's art is so beautiful it makes me want to draw the best I can too! I'm planning on turning this into a gold foil print for Dokomi