Still Waiting For The End™

I no longer have control of anything. My life, my blog, my army; it's anarchy. I think my men are plotting my assassination...

[twitterlols]

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

Roast session except I tell you how much I love you

[estebanwaseaten]

[respectfulmemes]

[archiemcphee]

Today we learned what happens when a professional photographer, who often works on newborn baby photoshoots, gets a brand new kitten. That’s right, Newborn Kitten Photoshoot! Michigan-based photographer Kitty Lee, of Kitty Lee Photography, shot these painfully cute photos of her tiny kitten, Luna, sleepy and swaddled just like a human baby.

These photos received such an overwhelmingly positive response on Facebook that Kitty Lee decided to create an entire Luna Kitten Calendar, including never-before-seen photos, with all the proceeds benefitting a local animal rescue, Save A Stray, in St. Joseph, MI.

[via Bored Panda]

[glitterkitty4ever]

This is so perfect and sweet and precious.

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[charlesoberonn]

When you reblog a good post from a fandom you’re not in

[therandominmyhead]

A wild MACHAMP appeared!

Go! DUGTRIO!

[rifa]

I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever

[knowyournewmeme]

can’t wait to be old and just fuckin fall asleep constantly while sitting up

[rightside11]

[reina-de-houston]

me taking my accounting exams

[bewear-the-bear]

Mario and Bowser are out of the closet now. Sorry hets, Nintendo belongs to the gays now. Gods bless Pride Month for empowering these two.

[halpando]

[jonbutter]

he keep-a me warm

[mojav]

[lindsay-irene-deactivated201704]

Baby otter goes in the water for the first time. Turn on sound! From Pip the Otter.

I know this such an irrational thing to get mad over but when my headphones get caught on something and yanked out I legit have to take three seconds to freeze and contain my anger

[internetcultleader]

*goes to sleep around 1:30am instead of 3:30am* i am the epitome of health and wellness look at me managing my sleep schedule and going to bed EARLY like a functional member of society!

[ithelpstodream]

[spector]

the ocean is homophobic

[harlivy]

the ocean is a femme lesbian…show her some respect

[spector]

THEN SHE NEEDS TO STOP KEEPING ME AWAY FROM MY GF

[harlivy]

SHE CAN NEVER SEE HER WIFE, THE MOON, EVER AGAIN SINCE THE EARTH SEPARATED THEM. HAVE SOME SYMPATHY

[spector]

OK………… VALID…..