This is Ground Control

uuuuuuuggggghhhhhh

[anxietyproblem]

[minty-mayhem]

I find it kinda funny

[jagarsjora]

I find it kinda sad

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[unclebeanbag]

Much. 

[tradiespotter]

Horse must have been desperate

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[memefuckery]

[shubbabang]

Anyone ever notice how jack was always a little shit 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

JACK IS THE REAL VILLAIN OF THESE FAIRYTALES

You are driving your mother to an early grave Jack

[awwww-cute]

[valarhalla]

Ok so there’s these tidal islands in Northern Germany that are connected by little tiny trains that you have to drive yourself, which is already delightfully ghibli-esque.

But then I found out UNTIL THE 196OS, THE TRAINS HAD LITTLE SAILS AND WERE WIND-POWERED?

THAT’S THE MOST GHIBLI THING TO EVER EXIST ON THIS PLANET, BRING IT BACK YOU MONSTERS.

[valarhalla]

Ok clearly, we just need a ghibli movie set in a world inspired by East Frisia, because in addition to the Sail-Wagons, they also have:

Windmills

Lighthouses

The world’s highest per capita tea consumption, with adorably ghibliesque tea ceremonies

Houses that look like this

Farms that look like this

Heart-shaped waffles (ok that’s everywhere in Northern Germany, but our adorable waffles deserve a ghibli cameo).

SEALS

[el-mapache-zurdo]

[spacefrog23]

Wow

[rockyp77mk2-deactivated20210406]

Some people deal with this self quarantine stuff better than others.  

[galfonso1963]

A Rube Goldberg machine

[parlourstays]

Homie sacrificed his entire laptop and like 7 plants for this.

[killin-the-machine]

Peewees playhouse update

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[thetenderpassion]

[cool-eevee]

Flat Earthers are quaking

[muyintedezante]

[doujenshi-deactivated20210310]

March Moodness

[gottalottarocks]

Us all meeting up in person when we get out of quarantine

[cewn]

[keeplaughing]

[hydro-homies]

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

[chocohybrid]

quick question

why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts

[goblinparty]

that’s why she’s being bullied

[nirnruwut]

every lesbian i know loves pirates what’s with that

[draeneis]

open chested shirts and siren immunity

[itsahockeyplay-deactivated20250]

keira knightley