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[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[dragoncarrion]

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

[tortol]

picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

[ellie-insertsurnamehere]

This is very dumb but hey

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay ill reblog that

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[zinjanthropusboisei]

[setzeri]

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

[projectsurreal]

1. Power move. 

2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the person needs to help? Where’s my isekai where the MC slowly finds out they got in with like the deranged zealots and are part of the evil faction, and not the plucky rebels? 

[secondlina]

I think about this comic once per week. It’s funnier then anything I can conceive of. Mastery.

[repent-zoomer]

[dogsuffrage]

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

[technofeudalism]

memes that get you unfollowed by randoms on tumblr

[victusinveritas]

A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.

All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.

[the-haiku-bot]

A collection of

time travel humor text posts,

not censored by me.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[the-wrong-team]

You can only reblog this today.

[gryffon]

[bedupolker]

It feels cool to be "in" on celebrity gossip before anyone else. I ran into Californian Condor V9 and looked her up on the condor lookup website. It says her current mate is dead and she has no kids but I saw her with a new man AND a juvenile.

[taciturn-nerd]

OP I hope you don't mind but I made a tabloid cover out of this

I used two more condor photos by Andrew Orr and Alam Clampitt from peregrinefund.org

Gotta use the skills I learned from making tabloids out of the Jane Austen novels somewhere right?

Great, now I feel like I'm bird shaming. Congrats V9 on your new family!

[animals-with-fan-art]

This is art to me

[wizardarchetypes]

if ur telling a story about my from my blog irl and you've followed me for 12 days or more you can just say 'my friend' it's okay you don't have to say 'one time a blogger i follow' that's fine but unnecessary. if you've followed me for more than 1 year you can call me you previous roommate or your cousin who lives far away and if we're mutuals you can say i'm your best friend or even your ex husband

[wizardarchetypes]

deadbeat father who's recently made an effort to reconnect with you or a stranger you once rescued from a storm drain.

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[wizardarchetypes]

i've been watching a lot of tornado content so i had a dream last night that i got a job with a tornado-chasing team but we were on e-bikes and they did it in the format of twitch videogame playthroughs.

so we'd be out in apocalyptic storm conditions, with one camera in our motorcycle helmets and one camera on the bike of our bikes scanning the horizon. i somehow had the ability to see the stream chat and the view from the bike's camera, but not at the same time, i had to switch between them.

it wasn't raining yet but was riding my bike under an extremely ominous supercell cloud formation getting knocked side to side by wind talking like 'i can feel the electricity in the air, chat. this is crazyyy..'

then the whole chat started spamming hundreds and hundreds of tornado emojis and i was like 'HUH??? WHERE????' and i switched to my bike-camera and there was an enormous tornado just touching down in a pasture behind me and i went 'HERE WE GO!!!!!!' and i started pedaling really hard and a mario party minigame song started playing

[wizardarchetypes]

for the record there were several other people on my team but they were all on-call from their home offices. no idea what their jobs were. i was the only one on a bike in a tornado and they were all laughing really hard yelling "GOOOOOO!!!! GOOOOOOOOOO FASTER!!!!!"

[kleinergeist]

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

[starspangledsteeve]

my beautiful women exploding robby with their minds since they don’t have guns

[corvophobia]

parker ellis are you free on saturday when i am free

[batrachised]