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hello my name is zoe and i am way too old to be on this god forsaken website / sausage roll addict / they/them

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[fairycosmos]

why are the only people who get it locked inside my phone

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

I hope I'm not just a mutual to you, but someone you want to bring up in irl conversation so you have to awkwardly and cryptically say "my friend..." and refuse to elaborate on my origins or the origins of our friendships

[someonemorelikemyself]

When I say “I love this artist” I either know 5 of their songs that I play on repeat or I know their entire discography and you just have to guess which one it is

[freakoutgirl]

they should invent a wormhole in my bedroom where i could walk through it and my best friend is on the other side and we can hang out

[heavensghost]

decided im not going to be a people pleaser anymore if thats okay with you

[hiyari8]

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy

[birgittesilverbae]

ah nothing says easter like tongue-fucking the filling out of a cadbury creme egg

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

happy pride month

[ouroboroscully]

the child who reads 500 books a year to 20 something adult who only reads fanfic pipeline

[makerealfriends]

ok guys this is both specific and vague at the same time but does anyone remember a christmas fic where supercorp aren’t together yet but they keep literally making out under mistletoe ???

[beckette]

FAQ

[thecommonchick]

Q: what the hell is wrong with you?

A: yeah

[dulect]

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

[sheekeepsmewarm]

Are You Still gay?

yeah my contract actually just got extended

[makerealfriends]

more like the fuckin haunting of CRY manor amirite ladies?????

[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[angelgone224-deactivated2021030]

Me holding back tears : let’s get this money