Sup bitches @makokeru - Tumblr Blog

"i asked ChatGPT", "i asked Grok", well i asked Odin and he raised an eyebrow at me and told me to figure it out myself

its incredibly funny to me that the rest of the internet thinks tumblr is some sort of internet deadzone but every reference they make can be traced back to this website somehow. they dont think they’re quoting a tumblr post from 2011 but they are. they think they came up with goncharov but don’t know it started with a fucking shoe

gayeddieagenda

one thing i enjoy about the kitchen fight is that it's eddie's POV at the beginning. u see him go very clearly groceries -> buck's ass -> buck

exciting

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

moonlitdremr

Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it

dwagom

enemies to lovers 500K slowburn

b0nkcreat

i drew a horse from memory one like and i will reveal my beautiful boy to the world

b0nkcreat

my son philip he eats pencils and drinks paint

lycanthrop-ee

omg i did the same thing w a cow the other day .. i hope its ok that i introduced him maybe they can have a playdate. .?

b0nkcreat

oh my goodness gracious… yes of course

mandibugs

I think they should frolic together..

b0nkcreat

the world is so beautiful here

depsidase

legitimately

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

neon-slime

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash

leslekieuart

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

soapdispensersalesman

I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

zevveli

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

redpandarascal

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

musashi

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

lesbiassoon

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."

Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."

lamaery

soooo, on a vacation trip a week ago, I stumbled over @xiranjayzhao's Iron Widow in a book shop in Copenhagen and devoured it last weekend. It was quite the fun read. (And I am not that inclined to mechs 😄 but the rage filled female power fantasy and the setting felt rather refreshing to me) And after finishing the book I had to get at least some art out of my system. As usual it didn't end up what I really intended it to be in my head initially, but also, as usual it has to suffice for now or I'll never post it.

xiranjayzhao

Yizhi was literally like "OK would it make you feel better if we killed his family instead? That would be easier" in chapter THREE when trying to stop Zetian from going after Yang Guang and people still think he's just some pure cinnamon roll

9ofspades

I mean, he is though. He’s allowed to do murders and revenge-killings as a treat. It does not prevent him from being a sweet precious meow meow.

9ofspades

Bringing this back (pls no spoilers for Heavenly Tyrant, I haven’t read it yet) because I forgot to add that actually offering to murder the guy’s family was so incredibly nice and supportive of Yizhi, what a sweet pure man and wonderful love interest.

vexheart

"The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it."

poem by Mikko Harvey

cannibalchicken

catgirl-techsupport

This is a sign of a good hotel. Housekeepers are paid enough to care about small details and have enough time per room to goof around a little. If you have your stuffed animal tucked into bed you know there was enough time to pay attention to all the details of the room and that the rooms are cleaned well.

lemonsharks

Housekeepers having both the time and physical & emotional energy to be a little silly with your room is a good sign

ultravhasart

can't believe I forgot to post this

inusmasha

Sometimes it’s hard to read fanfic when you’re studying herbalism.. when they have the character preparing a tincture to use that same DAY!!?

Baby those dried herbs need to sit in that jar with high proof alcohol for at LEAST a month!

That’s why before the use of calendars ppl use to prepare their tinctures either on the new moon or full moon. A a full moon cycle is usually 28 days or so. And they would give the moon names so it’s easier to remember when/what month said tincture was bottled.

This is also why herbal medicine is prepare in small batches. You have to take your time preparing your bottles. Making sure everything is clean so you don’t end up with mold. Diluting your grain alcohol. Heckkk knowing when to pick your herbs for max potency! Drying your herbs! That takes a lot of time too!

I didn’t mean to rant lol