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[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @cripidcat

excellent february content

text: I won't let the calendar control me. Happy halloween.

[lindira]

Me: *sees “1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract” in a recipe* “Well, Tumblr wouldn’t approve at all.” *doubles the amount*

[herpsandbirds]

Violet-backed Starling (Cinnyricinclus leucogaster), family Sturnidae, order Passeriformes, South Africa

photograph by Rudy Böhmer

[catchymemes]

[l0stvegas]

shoutout to the time in 2021 I was having scary seizurelike episodes that sent me to the neurologist, after having barely slept all week due to being a nervous wreck over my symptoms and shit.

when I sat down to describe what I was going through to the (young, very soft spoken) phys assistant taking my notes I started audibly almost crying . The whole time he’s furiously working on a tablet thing that I assumed he was writing my symptoms down on

in the midst of me having a mild nervous breakdown during my monologue he slowly turns the tablet to me after closing whatever program he had open and just fuckin stare-smiles at me all placidly til I notice the wallpaper the laptop is set to— a lovingly decorated collage of Lord Farquaad from Shrek

once I noticed I stopped dead in my tracks and we sat there staring at another for a solid minute til I broke down wheeze laughing, upon which he picked up the tablet and scurried off wordlessly. I just sat there dumbfounded til the doc showed up. 10/10 doctor experience ngl

I didn’t own a phone at the time to get any proof so this my best artistic recreation

[catchymemes]

[goth-queen]

[my-dailydreams]

goth girls be like...

[herpsandbirds]

Smith's Longspur (Calcarius pictus), male, family Calcariidae, order Passeriformes, on the tundra of northern Alaska

The birds in this family (the longspurs and snow bunting) were formerly in the Old World bunting and finch family Emberizidae, but were elevated to their own family in 2008.

photograph by Grace Scalzo

[feaftlikeabeaft]

I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

[maybeafoxdefinitelyagirl]

sometimes you need to get the Spirited Away river god treatment

[the-haiku-bot]

sometimes you need to

get the Spirited Away

river god treatment

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[zoesupreme]

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

[theprofessional-amateur]

Keep me company but stay out of my way. The dream.

[tashacee]

@ all my friends come do this with me i will cook you drink silly little drink

[respectissexy]

God it's so much funnier that Daisuke can't get over his ex-wife once you know that everybody he meets is throwing dick and/or pussy at him like it's dodgeball.

[cyeayt]

Shout out to Characters who are shells of their former selves! You died and you’re not coming back! You don’t recognize yourself and neither does anyone else, and it’s anyone’s guess what the fuck you’re supposed to be now!

[tattooedlane]

I love how much this season is a “Yes, and!” season.

Everyone is giving and taking little storytelling moments that expand on The Zephyr Crew.

They are saying, “Thank you for this comedic gift and now it is canon to this story.”

Everyone including Pappy has fallen in love with Pappy!

[y0-yo-yo]

Tim: hey guys? Can we talk?

Bruce and Dick: ???

Tim: I had an hallucination of Jason but it was so very random that I think it might have been real?

Bruce and Dick: explain.

Tim: well it was a grown up version of Jason working behind the bar of this coffee shop that is very obviously a font for I think Red Hood? And he was refusing to serve me for no reason except that he didn't like me???

[business-as-usual-bats]

Love the idea Tim Drake is drawn to people who are deeply traumatized because he has that "but I can fix him" urge

Tim Drake *watches Dick Grayson's parents die*

Janet Drake: tim is so young thank god he won't even remember and there will be no long lasting psychological consequences

Tim, ten years later: hello Dick Grayson I am your biggest fan I know everything about you and I'm here to fix everything

Dick: uh, you sure about that?

Tim, looking at Batman self-destruct with grief over his last son, actively beating the shit out of petty criminals: yeah too late I'm locked in

[silkywishes]

absolutely HYSTERICAL that everyone decided wealwell wants to fuck pappy so bad and immediately after brennan establishes a DIFFERENT npc unambiguously wants to fuck pappy so bad. he's still got it.

[herpsandbirds]

Plush-crested Jay (Cyanocorax chrysops), family Corvidae, order Passeriformes, Brazil

Photograph by Luis Carlos Maringa