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Vampire puppy sock puppet. These are created when a vampire bites a sock puppet, the sock puppet then grows teeth and becomes sentient.

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This is a Chaos Bunny. They are small creatures that eat the insanity of others. This is not an actual creature that exists.

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I headcannon that Mirko the rabbit hero has an appendix, because rabbits have the equivalent of an appendix and it is used, it used to digest roughage (greens) and get more nutrients from them.

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Has anyone ever lost someone that you should be sad about losing them but you just feel sad that you don't feel sad, because that's what I'm feeling right now.

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Meet Mr. Terror

He likes eating children's souls.

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Person 1: JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN FLY DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE TO JUMP OFF EVERY CLIFF WE PASS!

Person 2: But then what's the point in flying?

Person 1: You can, you know, not jump off every cliff we pass.

Person 2: But that's no fun.

Person 1: *sighs in defeat*

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I'm not very proud of this but I'm posting it anyway.

My Red Robin flower, I finally got it done.

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Hey has anyone else ever hyperfocused so much that they forgot that they were human and did infact need water?

Because I have, multiple times actually.

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Jason: * Looks up "How to legally Kidnap a Kid Forgets to clear search history*

Bruce: * Finds it, sighs* Who do you want to kidnap.

Jason: Our neighbor Tim Drake.

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Came up with an Au involving End Game, well more of the infinity stones and I truly want to tell someone about it so here it is.

The stones are sentient or at least they have the potential to be sentient like they are able to turn into these humanoid creatures when their names are spoken but if they are trapped in anything really they can't, I mean what would Thanos do when he tries to get one of the stones and somebody just screams a name and all of the sudden there's not a stone there there's a whole ass humanoid and Thanos is just like, "WTF."

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So I can't draw people but I can draw flowers and I wanted to draw some form of fan art. So here's the result. I will probably draw a Red Robin flower later.

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If I'm understanding the Thanos snap correctly it was half of all creatures in the entirety of space so would that include animals, because I know that some people love their animals more than humans and now I'm imagining a person who didn't get snapped but their therapy cat or something like that did get snapped, honestly it would be almost worse for them and in this case scenario some people would commit suicide.

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So I found out that new Jersey has a law that you can't pump your own gas and it got me thinking 'I wonder if Gotham has this law too' because how I understand it Gotham is in New Jersey.

But now I'm thinking that a bunch of different villains will steal and kill without any remorse but the second it comes to this law they are law abiding citizens.

Have fun with this and if you make a fanfic about the second part please tell me I would love to read it.

Have a good day/night or whatever time it is for you.

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Family Portrait

oh boy I sure hope nothing traumatic will ever happen to poor little Kai

many of you already know, but the council (me and you guys) have decided that the canon fankid of Spicynoodle is Kai. Yes, Kai from Ninjago.

Kai was born decades after the current events of the SBP Second Star timeline. He mostly inherited the Demon Bull family traits, especially his human appearance from both Red Son and Princess Iron Fan. He has small fangs, a pair of horns that wont grow until he is of age, and a thin tail with a bigger tuff on the end of the same fur and color of his Baba Xiaotian.

As for powers, Kai developed pyrokinesis for a different kind of fire than his Father Red Son (of which none of the parents have yet figured out the kind, thus making training much harder), as well as the agility of his father, and the love for swordsmanship from his aunt Mei (although they agreed he's too young to use anything close to a real blade yet). Being born throught the "mortal way" he is thus not immortal like his parents, as Xiaotian wished they could give him the choice to become one once he reaches adulthood.

I wont go too much in deep here, but while the timeline pre-Ninjago pilot is slightly different for obvious reasons, most of the canon events of Ninjago Season 1-8 still happen.

Let's just say the events post-pillar of Season 5 had to do with how Kai ended up in the Ninjago realm after a certain age...

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100 likes!

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So I recently noticed that the symbol for gold on the periodic table is Au, so I'm here to tell you your Au's are gold. And I love every single one, can't wait for more. Hope you are having a great day/night.

Ps: My favorite Fanfic of yours is The tragedy of six.

Awwww! Oh my gosh that is actually so cute~ Thank you so much for sending me this! this is adorable!

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So I'm pretty positive that someone else has definitely thought of this, but if a vampire had a human girlfriend and had no control over their blood lust when said blood was exposed, that said vampire would have to leave every time it was the girls time of the month.