Malefactus @malefactus - Tumblr Blog

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

that-windy-place-tho

People in the notes

#sexism #also if i have to hear the words 'girl dinner' one more time to describe the smallest non-nutritional snack ever i'm going to smack someone

sinni-ok-sessi

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

#gigglesnort

groovyfran-png

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

#i'm in the cuck chair #my life

compassionvi

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

#my life

childsacrifice

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

#my life

paxamericana

#i have finally escaped this cycle by becoming an annoying yoga person who recommends yoga to everyone #my life

transmortifried

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

charlesoberonn

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

anatomizer

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

#you couldn't have picked a more phallic building if you tried #really proves the point lol #gigglesnort

justsomeguycore

as per my last straw,

#gigglesnort

void0m

ms paint study from 2021

diospore

magical-awesome-kid

I’m sorry MS PAINT????

#portal #neat

catcrumb

( hi everyone! it's that time of year again... expect me back sometime in august! in the meantime, consider donating to direct relief for earthquake recovery in venezuala! )

#useful

tired-fandom-ndn

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

#my life