i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say
ur in her dms. well i got pretty twinkgirls in my inbox telling me to kms. whos winning now
those are snails
crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml
oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight
happy pride :] 💙
- @ritmo-soleado
happy pride! i think we should hunt straight people for sport this june
nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme
I'M GOING TO DO THIS TO MY BOOBS AS THEY GROW IN TO APPEAL TO THE MINECRAFT PORN CROWD
@official-boob-posts
mammograms but they do this to you
need to stop following these losers that put aesthetic posts on my dash. i don't wanna see a car rearview mirror i wanna see funny posts, autism, and textposts that let me dissect how mentally ill you are. chop chop tumblrinas get to it
ohhh my goddd why do they keep trying to talk to me. like fuck offfff
i wonder if the Mass was salvagable at any point in its creation.
That's it, Chap. Put that monocle and top-hat on. You don't need to think anymore, you're a proper Gentlemanly Chap now. Yes, drink your tea.. Now get in the fantastical steampunk flying machine..
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#chap fetish #forcechap #gentleman k1nk #gentleman nsft #forcesteam #not bluey #nsft chap
@giirlanachronism
The ghost duet is here, Halloween has officially begun :D
I look forward to this every year!
ITS TIME
kill yourself
man i get it you want me dead but do you have to send me this once every month or so
People dont like when i antagonize them