malinkonija

Marlena. no money, no prospects, already a burden on my parents

[whitepeopletwitter]

[malinkonija]

fucks me up every time when i decide to clean up my friends list of social media and i feel good for five seconds before i realize i have like 30 facebook friends and i am right back in high school, in a popularity contest i never signed up for, and i am still somehow losing

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[punkitt-is-here]

Yeah wait what the fuck

[kaban-bang]

[lowpolycas]

Okay so apparently my experiences are not universal

do you remember the first fanfic you read?

no

kind of, I remember the fandom/pairing

kind of, I remember the above plus the basic plot

yes, I remember the above plus details like the title

other/results

Voting ended onJun 21, 2023

Pls reblog I wanna know if remembering your first fanfic is common or not

[max1461]

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

[max1461]

you understand

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2023, in May specifically, I’m 30 and for the record it rules, I had a lil aging crisis and now I’m past that and I’m just like goddamn it is great being in my thirties and I had a wonderful birthday NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS

actually, much thanks to you guys. Some of you were inspiringly crazy about this post. Frankly you worked harder for this than I did, and your efforts were touching and inspiring and funny and yet we STILL FAILED. GUYS WE GOTTA PUT OUR EYES BACK ON THE BALL. We have ehhh about six months before I turn the big three-one, which is actually the most important birthday because now you’re in your thirties For Real, and I personally can’t think of a better way to ring in my 31st year of life than by trying and failing to do something that I was hoping to knock out in my twenties.

[zingring]

Good luck, kiddo

[sasquatch-spotted]

Are you satisfied, op? When will it be enough?

[andhumanslovedstories]

I feel I couldn’t have been clearer about the number at which this will be enough

[ot3]

Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs

[ot3]

When that shit gets crackling. Good God brother

[allsadnshit]

I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

[arrows-for-pens]

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

sound off everyone what’s the worst texture. just in anything. for me it’s ground beef not even a question

[xeansicemane]

I think about this frequently.

[that-house]

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

[that-house]

please i've already hurt so much

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

There’s one guy in Columbus Ohio that has a completely unique strain of Covid that we only know about because of how much he is shitting and it is baffling researchers.

His identity is a mystery but they know where commutes to because his shits turn up there too.

[aurpiment]

Virologist hunting mystery COVID strain in Ohio wastewater suspects one individual infected for 2+ years | Boing Boing

Marc Johnson is a molecular virologist who studies COVID-19 in wastewater and who has been tracking what he calls a “cryptic lineage” of COV

[insomniamademedothis]

Imagine going about your daily life blissfully unaware that there’s a research team dedicated to tracking you through your actual shit

[that-wimpy-cowboy-doll]

Does anyone actually watch Tumblr livestreams? If yes, discuss why in the tags

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 14, 2023

Reblog to get a more representative sample of our community!

[gothic1997]

i’m evolved i think pda is actually a good and fine thing even when straight people do it but especially when gay people do. it’s nice to see love in public don’t be a hater grab a loved one and smooch them in line for your pretzel bites or something

[cursed--alien]

Not if you're taking up the whole sidewalk and blocking people's egress.

[gothic1997]

Use [Q] and [E] to strafe left and right.

[bettedavisgf]

[ciccinacirce-deactivated2022042]

Cause we can hear all of your internal monologues that even you don’t listen to, and we chatter hysterically to drown out the noise of your hatred for us (plus feeling everybody else’s feelings for them all the time is like doing emotional speedballs). We can’t help it, so just shut up and hate us like you always do since we can hear your thoughts anyway (you have that nose ring ‘cause your mother didn’t love you, but we love you, we have to)

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[auto-transubstantiation-deactiv]

Is this the same person lmao

[zampl]

seen a person’s blog that had “porn bot” under the do not follow if criteria………king they can’t read💔

[zampl]

bot generated accounts after seeing your dni list

[muck-raker]

[ID: a sad ant with a bindle, presumably originally from an ad for pest control.]

[planetsolaris]

posts where the ID makes the joke funnier

[zampl]

sad ant with a bindle monday, folks💔

[zampl]

it is once again, despite everything, sad ant with a bindle monday

[zampl]

ah, it seems sad ant with a bindle monday is upon us yet again💔

[noonbeam17]

SAD ANT WITH A BINDLE MONDAY HAS BEEN TERMINATED. PACK IT UP BOYS

[hashtagloveloses]

phrases that express love, to a partner, friend, or family member, even better than “i love you”:

“can i be a bitch for a second”

“if i had to see this so do you”