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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

tpwrtrmnky

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

muck-raker

happy mothers day from oglaf

balaclava-trismegistus

Something on my mind is how there was a fucking year and a half of post-9/11 consent-manufacturing before we invaded Iraq. With Venezuela, there hasn't been any of that. There have been some paranoid jabs on campaign trails, a little bit of half-hearted news media shit, internet rumors, all that, there's been blowing up random civilians on the water. But there hasn't been anywhere near the same degree of justification that was needed for past illegal wars. They're just doing it. There's no illusion of consent. They don't feel that's necessary. They don't care about the consequences. This is a nightmare.

#iran

dykeselfcest

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off

facts-i-just-made-up

Paris, France is named for Paris, the Trojan warrior who shot Achilles in the heel. The nearby city of Marseille is named for Massalia, the lesser known Trojan warrior who missed Achilles and shot a squirrel.

facts-i-just-made-up

This is a common misconception because the Parisi did live in the region of Paris during the Jurassic era. They were supplanted by the Franks long before the naming of Paris though, who were in turn supplanted by the Gauls before they could name the region France after themselves. The name France is actually a modern etymology, owing to the region being rich in Francium, the 87th element. The Gauls ruled the area until the last king, Charles de Gaul, was overthrown by the French revolution in 1992. France is now a democracy run by Francis Holland, whose name signifies the union of France and Holland under the European Union. It is uncertain who will rule after France leaves under Brexit.

Of course Achilles was not shot by a gun (flintlocks were only invented during the Punic wars), he was shot with a poisoned arrow. The ancient Trojans dipped their arrows in the skin secretions of the poison dart frog, a powerful neurotoxin that made them lethal within seconds. Achilles is thought to have been hit by such a weapon in his Achilles tendon, which had been named after him only days before in the annual Trojan tendon celebration, or “Tendonalia.” This is also the origin of the expression for a person’s sole weakness as their Achilles heel, prior to that it had always been called one’s “Thermal Exhaust Port.”

I’ll defer to Helen on this one. For some reason I suspect Helen knows more about Paris than I do.

watchpoob

Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

divorcedbasil

vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch

posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

I saw this post on the Wikipedia

#shaggy dog

darkeagleruins

technique looks perfect

crazy-brazilian

kuma-kami

Visit Original Link

snowdaysforever

DELETE THIS POST

theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

froborr

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

chongoblog

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

parasolladyansy

Ikrit almost spat out his smoothie XD

everythingispirates

"our flag means death what we do in the shadows and good omens should be the new superwholock" WRONG our flag means death black sails and pirates of the caribbean should be the new superwholock except now they're all pirate media with canonically queer people in them. like I cannot BELIEVE how soon you people forgot that jack sparrow is literally canonically gay divorced

everythingispirates

like okay to elaborate on this obviously they couldn't go super explicit because this was disney in 2003, but in the original idea for the film jack and captain barbossa were like. confirmed as having been in a relationship and while a lot of it was obviously cut what you need to know about the original pirates of the caribbean set was that it was like. almost lawless so some of that did make it through to the film like for example this line

and just in how the two of them interact with each other like in this shot for example

and we see more of this in the later movies like this bit in at world's end

and this bit in on stranger tides

sorry for the long post I'm just very passionate about this and literally no one talks about this for some reason. like my darling tumblerinas gay pirates have been real since 2003