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bo0zey

i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

bo0zey

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

bo0zey

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

mothmanliveshere

hey op good news

luseefoxee13

Great news even

necromancelena

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

megapope-deactivated20220531

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

basileater

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

agave

fuck-philip-banks

in retrospect it's even crazier that the reason "girl" set this guy off was because it tangentially invoked the specter of the japanese

vaporwavesimulator

any of you ever stand with your hands kinda touching together sorta like this

lazypoststhings

vaporwavesimulator

you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you

dragongirlsweetie

girls are coating themselves in experimental substances that make them fluffy and cute

dragongirlsweetie

girls are hugging you and getting the substance all over you so you can be fluffy and cute too

junglejim4322

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

komainucomplex

pets you on the head, impaling my palm on your horn.

way 2 go aunn i had one shot at beign loved and i fucked it up so bad just like EVERYITNHING ELSE

sweeetlii

meow

sweeetlii

paws at you or something

mallusai

thanks

parakeet

huge fan of the snow pigeon. reminds me of a wood pigeon with a sweater on because its oh so Colds outside

boccher

hello miss boccher i have a slight suspicion

i did not eat plushies

boccher

penis penis penis penis penis penis gnome

yorgen-sh

wizardarchetypes

i went into the tattoo parlor and i was like ‘i scheduled a piercing’ and they were like ‘piercing’s are upstairs’ so i went up the stairs and there was a barber shop and i said i’d scheduled a piercing and they said ‘upstairs’ so i went up the stairs and there was a second tattoo shop and it was rly classic trad with two cartoon buff guys and they didn’t even let me talk, they said, ‘upstairs’ before i asked and then i went to the fourth floor and it was one single room the size of a closet with the piercer and the apprentice in the doorway like 👫🙂🙂

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