pls calm down

[silverhawk]

but the good news is:

[princesstigerbelle]

What about:

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

Moana is is the reverse of the Little Mermaid

little mermaid: ocean princess wants to go to the land

moana: land princess wants to go to the ocean

little mermaid: big scary ocean lady is the enemy

moana: big scary land lady is actually a friend

little mermaid: villain has a necklace of magical importance

moana: hero has a necklace of magical importance

little mermaid: small good crab

moana: large bad crab

[roisinlikesbooks]

Little mermaid: man sings a song about eating a crab. Moana: crab sings a song about eating a man.

[angrywomyn]

Little Mermaid: Sings about enjoying life with different people and wanting to join them.

Moana: Sings about enjoying life with her people and staying put.

Little Mermaid: Sings about getting out of the sea.

Moana: Sings about getting into the sea.

Little Mermaid: Is destined to rule her own kingdom… but takes herself far away.

Moana: Is destined to rule her own kingdom… but takes her kingdom far away.

Little Mermaid: Sings on a rock.

Moana: The Rock sings to her.

[zabchan]

reblogging for “The Rock Sings to Her”

[wild-song]

Little Mermaid: Protagonist is a naive, immature 16-year-old voiced by a grown woman.

Moana: Protagonist is a mature, savvy 16-year-old voiced by a young teenager.

[reflecting-mystery]

@polyangel

[citycrowdpleaser-deactivated201]

say it with me now..

[thegirlfriend-experience]

2018 Goals

[luxuryhighendcommodity]

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

[miss-vickt0re]

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

[ferrous-princess]

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

[languidangel]

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool

[idontknowabtdis]

Let’s just casually spread it until it becomes an actual thing.

[bob-belcher]

Jared Leto: playing a pg-13 rated joker has made me go crazy i must now harass and bully my co-workers and generally act like a 2edgy4me middle-schooler from 2008 because that's just what you gotta do to bE ThE JoKeR his mind is just too tWIsTed lol what do u mean i'm exploiting heath ledger's death

Mark Hamill, one of the most influential Joker performances ever, who is playing the first R-rated film Joker in the Killing Joke, one of the most iconic Joker stories of all time, after over 20 years in the role and defining the character in many people's eyes: I do love playing the Joker, it's so fun! Oh, I love my fans so much, you're all family! Here's a retweet.

[moss-pup-deactivated20181223]

I love this tweet for a lot of reasons but I especially like that trump is in lowercase bc he don’t deserve even that amount of respect

[paperstorm]

Some of my favourite responses to this monumentally stupid headline:

[paperstorm]

Bonus because this one made me laugh actually out loud

[salty-red-mage]

The youngest millennials are in their twenties like… We’ve had jobs for years. Dumbass old people.

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

An old person on facebook said that young people are entitled because they want to go to university and have internet and thats why they can’t afford to buy a house

how do old people live? what kind of dreamworld do they live in?

[hashtagloveloses]

does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss

[sixpenceee]

A thousand miniature people have slowly melted away in a Berlin square in an effort to draw attention to melting ice caps in Greenland and Antarctica. Brazilian artist Nele Azevedo carved the figures out of ice and placed them on steps in the central Gendarmenmarkt square where they began to melt within about half an hour. (Source)

[ishipitlikeups]

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

[shagurlwho]

That’s not a joke that’s a gift

[leofitzo]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

he’s trying to use a fucking Tide pen

[paulthebukkit]

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

[wiigsten]

[tyrantisterror]

Youtube needs a “never recommend this or anything remotely like this to me ever again” button.

[sixpenceee]

The above is black sand and gold foil art. The end result is amazing. (Source)

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

i miss the era where rapist and pedophile men were rounded up and slaughtered at a festival in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

[catsi]

pretty fucked up how christian beliefs are referred to as “stories” but indigenous beliefs are referred to as “mythology”

[wizardshark]

im gonna start calling it all “christian mythology” now and watch people literally melt in fury

[a-thesis-film-destroyed-me]

I call it Christian mythology and the amount of angry looks I get from old people in public when I say it is honestly baffling and hysterical.

[catsi]

how come everyone here saw a post clearly meant to point out how people treat indigenous peoples’ religions with disrespect and decided to make it all about pissing off Christians?

the point of this post was very obviously “treat indigenous peoples better” but you have chosen to read it as “treat Christian religious beliefs more poorly”. i wanted people to reflect on the language they use to talk about the religions of indigenous peoples but that intent was apparently lost on many people.

i want you to ask yourself why you are more willing to make the effort to treat certain people unkindly than to treat other people with respect.