bonjour bitches

mallory | 19 | sagittarius | basic bitch

[dutchstore]

[eltigrechico]

Is this what Chaotic good is?

[pon-raul]

sold out his fellow employee in a second damn

[fluffy-moose]

Chaotic Good - Customer

Lawful Good - Chef

Chaotic Evil - Cashier

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[r0rschach]

Omfg who made this where is this from???

[valiantvigilant]

I will never not reblog this omL

[okmackenxie]

things like this make the world SO MUCH BETTER

[gifs-and-screencaps]

[adataraxia]

Stranger Things Stranger Things 2 Strangers and Things 2 Strange 4 Things 5 Things The Strange and the Things: Tokyo Drift Strangest 7

[ruinedchildhood]

[uppityfemale]

The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts.

The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease.

THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL SECURITY DETAIL.

THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO PROTECT HIM AND HE’S CHARGING THEM AT HIS PRIVATE BUSINESSES TO DO SO.

The Secret Service is almost out of money. Trump spent in one year on travel what Obama spent in eight (not to mention profited off of it). They can’t afford to pay people their people to cover Trump’s huge family as they travel for work and go on vacation every week.

This is corruption. This is unethical. This is something we should all be mad as Hell about.

[our-kpopreact]

Wifi: connected

Me:

[notparishilton]

THE BEST NEWS ARTICLE I’VE READ THIS YEAR

[whitegirlsaintshit]

White people is a slur? Noted.

[themanicpixiedreamgrrrl]

No but really though it’s important to know in a restaurant. White people mild is totally different than regular mild

[affablyevil]

Lmao.

[teenscoolest]

[boredlord]

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

[sexhaver]

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

[bitchycode]

[blunder]

I pick up the phone, unlock it, look at the screen for few seconds and lock it again.

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

no offense but if u just straight up drink milk then I will never listen to a word u say to me

[onlytwitterpics]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

THE NOSTALGIA

bonus:

[footnoteinhistory]

[gayerthangrantaire]

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

[donutmongoose-deactivated202104]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Lol wow 😩