i have a warrant to piss on your floor

angel • 24 • insufferable adult

[estrellasrojas]

I get my political opinions from staring really hard at the patterns in the popcorn ceiling of my apartment

[cocopudu]

mlp: gen 2 is magic ⭐️🦄

[sprousprou]

King Dedede: What a great day to hang out with my good friend Kirby! 😊 Hope nothing bad happens to me!

the despicable Dark Matter:

[funstyle]

im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

[onebug]

[gayweeddaddy69]

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

[psygull]

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

[psygull]

the gif i was thinking of when i made this post

[cali]

pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute

[cali]

[angelicguy]

hotdog burst in microwave

[angelicguy]

[ecstasyofdissection-deactivated]

sick of women on my dash trying 2 have sex with me... i must collect slendermans pages first...

[pacificrim-archive]

my peanuts went sour

[pjackk]

Im here for u if u are dapressed and need to be tenderley comforted for your dumb as fuck mistake

[spitblaze]

do *you* think with your dick?

I think with my packer

[spitblaze]

[pjackk]

Dude i want the skoodydoo🐕 giant sandwich🥪

[pjackk]

Tf did i do cunt

[pangur-and-grim]

I love the eraserhead baby

[pangur-and-grim]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[purplehazeplaysoffasamsung]

the world is not scary plus im strong as hell

[papayajuan2019]

[unclefather]

The leaning tower of pussy

[unclefather]

Shut UP