Random Shit

nothing particularly interesting

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[aceynk]

donald tlump or taylor swift just died of applesauce poisoning

[cocainejuul]

By Nehuen

[currymaker]

i love seeing tendons move under my skin and being reminded im an awesome meat puppet #mypuppet

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”

[epilepticsaints]

[chloebangbang]

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

[javascript-official]

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

[javascript-official]

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

[feisar]

I want to see the fall of LinkedIn during my lifetime

[dollbotthing]

lesbian sex just happens to involve a lot of turnips, rutabagas, and other mustard family crops, ok?

[mino2aur]

im trying to see some laboobies. sorry i don't say things like this lets pretend somebody else said this. a gnome

[gaysie]

how to get into a life ruining lesbian psychosexual affair when i only leave the house to go for long solitary walks or go to work

[lesbianbloodritual]

yes i know we're just going to 7/11 but i still gotta smoke. the thc molecule lets me see various kinds of psionic ghouls and snakemen thqt exist in the fifth dimension so really i'm doing it to keep you safe

[barstoolblues]

have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending

[zinesbycee]

to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

[yasmin1000000]

we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life

[chadmojito]

The lowest point of my life was when I was awarded a free NFT for being a "top redditor"

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

holy fucking shit

[vonkarn]

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

[vonkarn]

why do you guys only like my bad posts

[asimplepotato]

someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit