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You must imagine 7 year old Shane Hollander screaming “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!” At his Playstation while playing the original Spyro
& then you must imagine 27 year old Shane Hollander once again shouting “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!” While playing the remake on his PS4
shane hollander appreciation week: day four favorite trait: subverting expectations ♥
HEATED RIVALRY (2025-) dir. Jacob Tierney
SHANEWEEK | DAY 3: FAVORITE QUOTE
➳ JOKING AROUND WITH HAYDEN (EPISODE 2)
I can’t wait for the socmed girlies to use the met gala images in whatever way they can. I can’t wait for whatever justification is used for why those are the outfits for Shane & Ilya. I hope none is even given.
thinking about how this started as a little gay show and now they’re here
Came by just to drop this Merthur study I did
it was very "started it. Had a breakdown. Bon Appétit." experience
"All I want is you, it's always you"
There's this scene in Friends where the girls are talking about which one of them they'd pick to date and Monica and Rachel are both like "I don't think I could choose I like you both equally :)" and Phoebe automatically goes "Rachel".
Anyway, I think Shane, Hayden and JJ get into this conversation only it's the other two asking Shane "which one of us would you date if you had to pick" expecting him to say he couldn't choose or (more likely) he doesn't want to be with anyone but Ilya.
Except Shane, without thinking, says "JJ".
And then he has to immediately backpedal because Hayden's looking at him like he just spat in his face and JJ's going "Mon Capitaine I had no idea you felt this way ~ 😏😘" and now Shane's stuck reassuring Hayden that he's very good looking, I promise and yes, I'm sure you're great in bed we really don't need to call Jackie, it's just that JJ's more obviously sexy - wait no I didn't mean it like - sure, you're sexy too, Hayden - and Hayden's going "Sure??"
And meanwhile JJ's batting his eyes at Shane like "So does Rozanov know you're in love with me? 😚🤭"
shane's "fuck" before pouncing on ilya at the nashville ASG game fascinates me. there's almost a resignation to it. he barrels into that room full of spikey rage and it dissipates in the span of a full body sweep of ilya.
they haven't hooked up since the summer before. it's been six months with half a season in between where they've been pitted as rivals. shane has only seen ilya in the frame of hockey: bent over face offs, face half obscured by his helmet, a breathless blur as he slams him into the boards, a quick chirp before they're racing after the puck once more. never static. always on the move. his shape distorted. and even when shane chances a glance, it's at the edges of him, singular, neatly compartmentalised snapshots: gloves on a stick, wet curls peaking out from behind his ear and the slope of a shoulder bulked by pads.
even at the nashville press conference shane only allows himself to look out of the corner of his eye, to touch with the edge of his foot and the knob of his ankle, so that he doesn't have to look at all of him. to look at him would give him a shape he has to acknowledge; it might risk him thinking of a darkened hotel room and how it felt to get his mouth on him
it's been six months. shane has convinced himself that that time after the CCM shoot was a one off. they aren't anything, and so he tamped down all things ilya rozanov and packed him away as something he could not have and should not want. easy. he's done it with enough things already. what is one more?
but rozanov slides his room number across the boards where anyone could overhear, already in motion, and shane couldn't pin down the shape of him even if he tried.
he almost doesn't go. scott hunter is right next door. but then he's leaving his room and his feet carrying him three floors up and between closing one door and knocking on the next he's determined that he's going to put a stop to whatever this is. it's been six months and ilya rozanov is an asshole. nothing good could possibly come from them doing this again. shane holds onto that, grips it by its imperfect edges and let's it carry him to a high ground that doesn't exist. there will be no next time, he tells himself, and let's his own self-righteousness burn into anger when the door doesn't open on his schedule.
once he's behind the door of another darkened hotel room, he knows what he's going to say. he knows all the places to hide his eyes to keep ilya rozanov contained, his collarbone or that one curl that always corkscrews up towards the sky perhaps.
but then, shane looks and his anger dies.
he looks and looks and ilya is finally still. he's still and he's soft and he's smiling and fuck.
he sees him. all of him. all at once. every carefully catalogued snapshot collapsing in on the boy standing across from him until shane has the entire picture and the weight of his own wanting crumbles his fragile resolve.
Shane & Ilya Heated Rivalry
that pic of connor in the sink like that’s a single person bathroom did they literally go peepee together like a couple of girlies
No, it’s cool. I’m totally not getting emo over this
hudson taking a pic of connor in the apparently single-person bathroom at the party they were quote unquote “inseparable” at #watdatmean
This is why Shane said he got his own well cuz he knew Ilya will be doing this at the cottage
Thinking about this post that headcanon’s Ilya’s hobby being a car obsession and that other post (I can’t find it!) that headcanon’s Shane likes fixing things around the house and Ilya finds it hot and just. The two. Both.
Ilya leaning against the bathroom door frame as Shane has contorted to fit himself under the sink, muttering to himself about washer sizing and cheap materials. “Hey, can you hand me the 3/4?” And what, is Ilya just supposed to not suck Shane’s dick right then and there??
Contrast this to Shane going to grab something from the garage during oil change day (“Does your boring car need? I will do it, too.”). Ilya’s music is blasting, his fingertips are black, he’s got a dirty rag hanging from the waistband of his $80 adidas shorts. He’s leaning over the engine wearing one of Shane’s shitty old shirts he’s cut up to a muscle tee, and Shane cannot fucking remember what he came in here for but he can’t look away. He actually can’t remember walking towards Ilya either but he must, because they’re making out, and Ilya’s hands are all over him, rucking up his shirt, leaving dark fingerprints on his skin. Shane has never really given any thought to being fucked over the hood of a car before but there’s something about Ilya’s competency and care that just. Is really doing for him. Ilya comes so hard and so fast he almost blacks out.
Something about the two of them turned on and obsessed with each other’s off-ice skills, competence, and interests I dunno.
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