Eggs & Other Disasters 🐍
Getting caught in a thunderstorm was not on your to‑do list. Neither was, becoming the unwilling emotional support for a sentient Egg-person-thing? called Frank, or George ? with legs.
But when the little guy begs you to help him find his “Boss,” you agree—because how bad could it be?
Very very bad, apparently.
His Boss turns out to be seven feet of serpentine villainy, dramatic monologues, and enough Victorian flair to power a small opera house, with a stutter. He bursts through the door like lightning in a top hat, and you’re convinced you’re about to be eaten.
He, on the other hand, takes one look at you and immediately forgets how to villain.
Now you’re stuck in Hell with:
🥚 an Egg Boi who thinks you’re 'Miss Boss'
🥚 a snake demon who keeps tripping over his own tail whenever you speak
🥚 Charlie, who is aggressively supportive about far to much stuff
🥚 and a growing suspicion that the snake guy might actually be… sweet?
He’s determined to court you like a proper gentleman—which would be charming if he could get up the nerve to talk to you without spluttering, or crying, if his gifts didn’t tick ominously, his compliments didn’t sound like victorian medical diagnoses, and his minions didn’t demand "Uppies" every five seconds.
You’re terrified. He’s smitten.
Who knew helping one lost Egg home would lead to this egg‑straordinary disaster.
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six - Coming Soon.










