but enough about me how are you

he/him

[manicpixiedreamgolem]

June's painting! I picked up the Armageddon box this month so focussed on that mostly, assembling most of the marine side and picking a few favourite models from that. The Chaplain and the Land Speeder were both great fun, and I did some Assault Intercessors to go with them. I also finished the chariots I started last month, about which the less said the better.

Next month I'm away from the tenth to the 23rd august, so I'll aim for only one model in each of July and August. For July, that'll be the Ancient from Armageddon. For August... most likely just a single Intercessor or something similarly straightforward. Maybe the Librarian.

[indigosfindings]

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

[indigosfindings]

with complete sincerity: this might be the best post ever made

[petrow1tch]

some of my faves from personal dr roberta bobby preservation efforts archive:

[artbyblastweave]

People always get so weird about my participation in the Flat Earth Advocacy Group. For the last time, we aren't cranks, we aren't conspiracy theorists, we're definitely not geocentrists, and our policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently is

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

[deertwoheads]

Save 15% on Clover's Quadrants on Steam

A challenging puzzle game where you are what you eat - and you have four stomachs. Your four directions of movement are also inventory slots

I made a videogame! It's a challenging puzzle game where your four directions of movement are also inventory slots. There's a free demo to check out, it's on a launch sale for the next week, and you can get it in a bundle with the incredible Pronoun Palace.

It's also available on itch.io, and the soundtrack is available on YouTube and Bandcamp. I hope you'll check it out!

[manicpixiedreamgolem]

just saw someone shipping rishi sunak and kier starmer. i won't be putting them on blaast by name, but will be killing myself

[18thcenturythirsttrap]

Zack Polanski, Leader of the Green Party of England & Wales, not holding back here. And he's quite right not to.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[segamascott]

[maryoliveoil]

Today I learned that the creator of “Widow’s Bay” was The Babadook meme girl

[thenwedied]

Uh oh! Daddy's younger boss yelled at him today. GO BACK 3 SPACES.

Widow's Bay | Episode 2 - Lodging

[carrion-throne]

i think it's important that tumblr's 40k fandom know about the generational L that one man on reddit just saddled every Black Templars fan with by flaunting his extreme case of main character syndrome.

at the moment, r/spacemarine is full of people using flairs such as "we are sigismund" and "absolute sigismund." it's been a while since i've seen a character get dragged through the mud this hard due to one person.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Happy tom needy drinky day

[iraffiruse]

[tim-official]

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

[realifesiations]

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

[bruzum]

[gizaqajuzabj0q]

[lehnhoff476e]

I like to fuck her hard and lick her great tits!

[risi756b]

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