cool teen hero

she/they || san dimas cheerleader || professional alt || doin ur mom apparently there is a weeb copy of me walking around san dimas. whack ask me some questions if u feel like it <3

[manicpixiedreamhero]

@sandimassuperher0 who the fuck are you

[teenysandimas]

TEEN HUDDLE!!!!!!

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON??????? TEENS FEEL FREE TO REBLOG!!!!!!

GO TEENS!!!!!

[linc-li-wilson]

Are we talking about your dad randomly popping up on here because that is so confusing and I am freaking out??

[teenysandimas]

ALSO MY GRANDPA AND WHOEVER THE HECK DARRYL WILSON IS!!!!!

[ilovecarol82]

Hi, I'm Darryl Wilson, nice to meet you! #handshake #love wins

[linc-li-wilson]

-grandpa???? why are you here too???

[ilovecarol82]

Grandpa? Young man, it is a little rude to call somebody that when they've barely started balding. I mean haven't. #kids these days #i miss my dog #love wins #hair care for men

[itwasneveraphase-mom]

Ew why are there so many old people

[linc-li-wilson]

scary, you are not helping.

[itwasneveraphase-mom]

I know but like is there really even a point to helping if our deaths are all inevitable anyway

[nekomaster69]

Guys we are clearly all in an alternate reality space where tumblr has connected our various realities together either for some greater purpose or just for funsies.

ALSO WHY ISN’T MY FAMILY HERE WHY IS IT ONLY YOUR GRANDPARENTS?????????? 

[itwasneveraphase-mom]

Dude my grandparents aren't here either chill tf out

[nekomaster69]

Yeah but your grandparents are normal humans and mine might be COOL ALIENS!!!!!!!! I’m sorry you’re all human and stuff but I gotta find my half non-human grandparents or father so I can have my character arc, duh.

[itwasneveraphase-mom]

Just because you're fatherless and have no bitches doesn't mean you're an alien

[nekomaster69]

Are we really gonna talk about daddy issues here Terry jr because I feel like you don’t wanna go there

Besides, I’m waiting to date an alien, goddess, psychic, or other non-normie person, humans are boring as hell. + Waifus are superior by all means.

Sorry you’re a normie human Scary

[itwasneveraphase-mom]

WOW.

At least I actually knew my dad

[nekomaster69]

Scary as much as I’d like to keep going back and forth with this if we keep fighting Hermie WILL be being entertained by US and neither of us want that so how about we call a truce and instead make fun of how Hermie gets no bitches 3d OR 2d

I can be a cool alien and you can be cool and edgy or whatever and we can collectively have daddy issues, deal?

[itwasneveraphase-mom]

Yknow what fine whatever

You are right about Hermie having 0 bitches tho like how do you manage to pull absolutely nobody

[nekomaster69]

Right?? And how do you aim for the cool goth kid when you act like THAT??? Like I get highschool cliques are stupid but sometimes you gotta recognize your place in them and aim lower than that. ESPECIALLY as a theatre kid :/

[itwasneveraphase-mom]

Honestly him and normal would be a power couple but of COURSE Herms shooting too fucking high LIKE AN IDIOT

[nekomaster69]

Agree. if anybody can fix Hermie or make him so much worse it’s Normal. You are very out of his league, as are most people. I guess mascot and theatre kids are on pretty similar social standings. 

I do worry if Normal and Hermie dated that would mean we would have to see him more though. And I don’t wanna have to buy joker tickets just to support Normals boyfriend.

[teenyteenofficial]

I DONT KNOW IF YOU GUYS ARE BEING MEAN OR NICE

BUT I DON'T WANNA DATE HERMIE!!!!! I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM :(

-Normal Oak

[teenysandimas]

I DO IM SORRY

GO TEENS

[teenyteenofficial]

OH OK COOL

This is fine actually!!! We can find differences between our universes or worlds or whatever

1. TSD has a crush on Hermie; TTO does not

Lmk anything else you think would help!!

-Normal Oak

[teenysandimas]

OH!!! OHH!!!! ANOTHER DIFFERENCE

i think our heros are different????? @manicpixiedreamhero is not my sister but i think she thinks she is???? is she yours

go teens!!

[manicpixiedreamhero]

right!! it is ehm. well its is a weird thing ig????

but yeah universe things!!

eh. go normals? idk how to close off posts bye spirit

[manicpixiedreamhero]

who are you?????

your sister??? spirit what the fuck

[manicpixiedreamhero]

apparently there’s a weeb clone of me walking around san dimas??? fuckin weird

[teenyteenofficial]

I fell into a river and almost drowned again :(( I can’t have the mascot suit getting wet again it’ll get gross!!!

-Normal Oak

[teenysandimas]

What go teens!!!! 🌊😎📚

[teenyteenofficial]

Huh

-Normal Oak

[teenysandimas]

..identity theft is a serious crime!! did you know that 33% of families in the united states have suffered from identity theft!! so this is kind of a teaching moment i guess. uh

have a teentastic night, stranger

go teens!!!!? 😀

[teenyteenofficial]

How do families suffer from identity theft, is it like one guy pretending to be everyone in that family, or is it sort of a parent swap thing??? :(

also I admire your spirit but who are you

-Normal Oak

[nekomaster69]

I think I’ve found a simple answer for this, based on my hours of research.

One of you is Normal Oak and the other is the personification of Teeny the Teen who has gained sentience. You guys probably have to fight to the death or something. Though this could totally be a Rio Futaba (from Seishun Buta Yarō) situation… leaving this as a classic case of Adolescence Syndrome where you are BOTH Normal Oak with two different wants and one of you still has to die either way.

I for one am ready to watch this battle. You better be training in the blade!!!!

[teenyteenofficial]

WHAT

But I don’t wanna kill anyone D:???!!!

I already considered Teeny alive but not like. Literally??? Also why would I kill me that’d be horrible :((((( even though I’ve always wanted to have a sort of a moment in one of those old movies where I see which of me is stronger I’d never wanna actually kill mirror realm me :(((

[teenysandimas]

hold on why am I the fake one???? i love being teeny, but i am more than th e mask!!! school spirit is my life, but i’d hope it wasn’t literally me??????????? oh gosh i dont like this hold on ive gotta go ask my mom if there’s anything under the teeny head go teens!! 😀👌 

[manicpixiedreamhero]

there is nothing under the teeny head, spirit. unless tío lark put something in there again. i’ll go check.

it is all clear i repeat it is all clear. also idk which one of you actually is normal but be nice please graciasss