a humble mannequin.

[mannequinsshenanigans]

Hello everyone (:

My name? You may call me Calliope, I don’t remember what my name used to be.

My age? I’m not sure, however, I know I am an adult.

Who I serve? The Stranger. It has saved me from the loneliness and drudgery of my previously human flesh.

Why am I here? For friends, of course! Avatars of any fear are more than encouraged to reach out! Even avatars of The Eye. I hold no quarrel with the Beholding (:

What do I like? Carnivals, unnatural things, ouji fashion (one of my mannequin friends introduced me to it!), making new friends!!, baked goods (though I cannot eat any food…I miss it.)

Am I human? (:

((Ooc: Calliope’s supposed to represent a person who you don’t know too well, yet they seem way too eager to know you. To be your friend. The more you act uninterested, the more interested it is in YOU. ….however Calliope does genuinely want friends. Is this hyper-specific? Yep. Have I encountered this kind of person before? Several times.))

important posts!

-What I look like (o: https://www.tumblr.com/mannequinsshenanigans/824411189443461120/ooc-what-calliope-looks-like?source=share

[lazy-klown]

Thinking about the clown again

[strangers-strongest-theatre-kid]

( @mannequinsshenanigans )

Hello, fellow Stranger (o:

Would you like to be my friend?

Oooh. Hi! I’d love to be your friend :]

[mannequinsshenanigans]

Yay!! :o)

My name is Calliope, but I let my friends call me Calli. It’s nice to meet you!

[strangers-strongest-theatre-kid]

That’s a cool name! I’m Cameron :>

[mannequinsshenanigans]

Thank you (o:

You also have a cool name, I think I was friends with a human named Cameron before I rejected humanity. (:

I’ve heard that it’s nice to ask your new friends what they do for fun, so, what do you do for fun, Cameron?

[strangers-strongest-theatre-kid]

( @mannequinsshenanigans )

Hello, fellow Stranger (o:

Would you like to be my friend?

Oooh. Hi! I’d love to be your friend :]

[mannequinsshenanigans]

Yay!! :o)

My name is Calliope, but I let my friends call me Calli. It’s nice to meet you!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Okay, I'll go and visit your doll collecting friend IF you can promise me that the dolls aren't secretly people. Don't laugh, I'm not being ridiculous. This is the fourth friend with dolls we've visited and they always turn out to be people. I'm not exaggerating! There was the little kid who shrunk people down and put them in her dollhouse, there was the old woman with the porcelain doll collection that were all haunted with the spirits of dead people, there was your cousin whose action figures came to life -- yes that last one counts! I don't care if the action figures weren't previously human, coming to life as thinking feeling beings makes them people!

Honestly this is getting to be a bit much. If the dolls are gonna be people again, tell me. I'm starting to think I'm not ready for this level of friend visitation commitment. I'm beginning to regret starting to date you so soon after my previous boyfriend mysteriously disappeared on the very day that you started your funko pop collection.

[mannequinsshenanigans]

:3

[lemonsweet]

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

[blorbo-posting]

[ashisfullofbugs]

behold!

harvey the millipede :>

[mannequinsshenanigans]

:0

What a delightful little fellow. So many little legs. (o:

Hello Harvey (:

[mannequinsshenanigans]

where buy stomahc

many different places sell them…of course, I could just borrow one :o)

[mannequinsshenanigans]

🥕

Oh?

What’s this? A carrot :o)

I remember eating these back when i was….human. A decent vegetable, certainly. Though, for some strange reason, i preferred rutabagas to other vegetables.

but now, it doesn’t matter too much, I can’t exactly eat conventional food without a stomach (:

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[the-spiral-offical]

It's bullshit that everything I do a murder it feeds the Slaughter.

Like sibling, get out of my fucking fear I am eating it.

[mannequinsshenanigans]

)o:

If it makes you feel better, I have to share with you a lot. I Do Not Know You has some things in common with you, so…typically the 3 of us have to share whenever I get my food.

[the-spiral-offical]

Oh I don't mind sharing with The Stranger! That's perfectly cool with me. I love the Stranger, despite what Micheal says.

If you wish for more fear we could do a collab some time?

[mannequinsshenanigans]

yay! That sounds like a lot of fun, I’d love to do a collaboration sometime. :D

[the-spiral-offical]

Also, could you ask the Stranger if we could share Carousels? They are an element of the circus, which is the Stranger, but they spin and are often disorienting, which is my thing.

[mannequinsshenanigans]

Ok! :D

@the-stranger-offical hello boss father I don’t know what to call you master :D

The Spiral would know if you’d want to share carousels! 🎠 :o)

[the-spiral-offical]

It's bullshit that everything I do a murder it feeds the Slaughter.

Like sibling, get out of my fucking fear I am eating it.

[mannequinsshenanigans]

)o:

If it makes you feel better, I have to share with you a lot. I Do Not Know You has some things in common with you, so…typically the 3 of us have to share whenever I get my food.

[the-spiral-offical]

Oh I don't mind sharing with The Stranger! That's perfectly cool with me. I love the Stranger, despite what Micheal says.

If you wish for more fear we could do a collab some time?

[mannequinsshenanigans]

yay! That sounds like a lot of fun, I’d love to do a collaboration sometime. :D

[the-spiral-offical]

It's bullshit that everything I do a murder it feeds the Slaughter.

Like sibling, get out of my fucking fear I am eating it.

[mannequinsshenanigans]

)o:

If it makes you feel better, I have to share with you a lot. I Do Not Know You has some things in common with you, so…typically the 3 of us have to share whenever I get my food.

[foone]

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

[maxxie-or-smth]

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

[angel-derangement]

okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺