Hi :)

[tooquirkytolose]

My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…

[homunculus-argument]

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

[abstractandedgyname]

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

[kaiami]

shoes

[wyrmwizard]

teacher: make sure you keep this in a safe place where you won’t lose it because you’ll have to hand it in at the end of the year

me, who hasn’t used a folder in years:

[vulture-jack]

Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?” Me, every time: “Oh?”

[trynsave]

[dougdimadome]

[ithelpstodream]

[cryptid-creations]

A bunch of Valentine’s Day Specials on the www.forgepublishing.com/shop :)

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

Do you ever think about how Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide and Scrubs have the same formula? Like they’re exactly the same show just for a different demographic?

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

🤔

[rainbowgazes-archive]

ok but why is the cast of ned’s declassified in a ventilation shaft?

[himejoshikomaeda]

Chillin

[studyandstorms-deactivated20250]

I cannot stress this enough- Build a routine. Build Habits. Wake up every day and get used to being productive, one day at a time. Do this for long enough and eventually you’ll be at your goal without even realising it. 

[cutefollower]

me trying to write a conclusion to my paper

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

[reverbpotato]

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

[lonelymountainson]

What is a sauce but slime with a purpose?

[consivanqueen]

[sosuperawesome]

Enamel Pins by Mint and Apple on Etsy

See our ‘enamel pins’ tag

[aoifeandchloe]

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[tastefullyoffensive]

I think he found one. (via specksgoor)