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[imoved5643347-deactivated201510]

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[uhhlifeig]

Sirius: Sometimes I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

[iceprinceofbelair]

i just mistyped "kreachers tale" as "kreachers take" and i cant stop imagining kreacher with a podcast like "whats up guys thanks for tuning in this episode is sponsored by weasleys wizard wheezes use my promo code REGLIVES for 20% off dungbombs"

[my-castles-crumbling]

the way I let out the ugliest snort at the promo code

[skelsonder]

Regulus: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the french word for "baguette" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

James: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Regulus, already taking off their clothes: God, James, you’re so fucking stupid.

(Incorrect quotes)

[mountainrusing]

Sirius: Looks like it’s time to throw logic out of the window.

James: Agreed.

Remus: Put me down!!

[lovingremus]

James: look at these full moon shaped chocolate cookies I bought for you!

Remus: ...round. You mean round.

Sirius, walking into the room: oh awesome, full moon shaped cookies!

[skelsonder]

Regulus: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

James: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Regulus: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

James: Is it working?

Incorrect quotes<3

[vynaura]

they make me a little miserable

[seekmemystar]

everyone keeps having these moments at the top of the astronomy tower how are none of them bumping into each other

[miska-za-deactivated20221119]

I absolutely love ships where one character is usually serious and distant, but when they talk to that one person, their voice turns soft and gentle and is suddenly filled with fondness that they don’t show to anyone else.

[marauders-incorrect-quotes]

James: What if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back.

Sirius, smirking: That would be alarming.

Remus:

Remus: Get out.

[mischief-marauders]

Second Year

McGonagall (stiffening): They’re here. I can feel it in the air.

Dumbledore: What do you feel?

McGonagall: Chaos. Terror. Mischief.

Flitwick (panicking): No no no no. It’s not time yet.

Slughorn (wiping the sweat off his face): I can’t do this, I can’t go through it again. They blew up my potions lab twice.

Dumbledore (gravely): We must. Remember. Stand your ground. Be brave. We can do it.

Madame Pomfrey (crying): I can’t do it again.

McGonagall: We have to! We must!

12 year old James and Sirius busting down the door of Hogwarts: We’re back!

[ppdq]

[marauders-incorrect-quotes]

Sirius: Nice one, Remus! High five!

Remus: *gives him a high five*

Sirius: *intertwines their fingers*

Remus: Wha-

Sirius: I’m in love with you.

[lookatmeenoww-deactivated201301]

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

[danisontnonfire]

why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this

[spoopyghostbones]

Remus: Are you still mad at me?

Sirius:

Remus: You know I can’t even remember why you’re mad.

Sirius:

Remus: Was it because I threw the stick-

Sirius: YES IT’S BECAUSE YOU THREW THE STICK BUT ACTUALLY KEPT IT BEHIND YOUR BACK

Remus: Okay I’m sor-

Sirius: I TRUSTED YOU

[marauders-incorrect-quotes]

Sirius, holding a bowl of cereal in one hand and a coffee pot in the other: What if instead of milk in my cereal, I put coffee?

Remus, walking by and taking the coffee pot away: What if you didn’t?