I am just a little WooLooWoo

| Ellen | Cis Girl (she/her) | Useless Bisexual | Various fandoms, LGBTQIA+ solidarity/positivity, and some cool puns.

[theehorsepusssy]

[miamaroo]

just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

One last time

[redstonedust]

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple "i like your shoelaces" from strangers and like. i cant NOT "i stole them from the president" in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

[redstonedust]

[elizabethrobertajones]

[superconfusedcoryn]

Has this been done?

[heyitswavy]

if image files could get pregnant that’d be jpreg

[heyitswavy]

whoa this post blew up! heres my social security number 254-61-4581

[justoneletter]

[ideologyofone]

You’re laughing. Essek stopped mid battle to aura farm in front of his future boyfriend and you’re laughing.

[werew0lfhours]

This is the most Essek shit to have happened, I love that stupid evil wizard so much.

[screamyvegetables]

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[avatarskorra]

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

[tonraq]

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[docjackal]

Me: Oh damn, this character had a glow-up!

The character: [visibly more unkempt, disheveled, frightened and covered in cuts and bruises.]

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[pusheen]

[zmpl]

reddit but in the pokemon universe, part 3 [1, 2]