Trust Me, I'm an Engineer

28 • She/Her • on E since 3/20/23 Feel free to ask/DM me anything

[rhube]

My mate Dave delivers some important information about Roman sex coins on the Twitters. (Source)

[aimee-maroux]

I love that explanation  👌😁

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

[tastylemonbread]

my robotgirlfriend very concerned that i can just imagine stuff. "but its not real?? but its in your mind???" like yes. i can imagine anything im so powerful mwahahaha

[tastylemonbread]

she asked me to imagine having sex with her and she just stares at me very intensely while i do it. to be clear we also have real physical sex. not sure what she's getting out of this

[tastylemonbread]

she told me to bully the version of her thats in my mind. i think i know what shes getting out of this now

[tastylemonbread]

she figured out how to run a simulation of me drowning 24/7 wihtout being able to die. it feels more fucked up than what im doing but i find it hard to articulate why

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[victusinveritas]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

happy pride

[lindleland]

[learningtogirl]

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

[soyalexnajera]

[sailatina3]

Why must we trans women be made to feel ashamed of our bodies and our genitals?

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

I honestly think the most galling thing is that the people running the site are just nakedly extracting a resource from us.

we are to be good trannies and post in a way that can be screenshotted and posted to reddit. new users is a key performance indicator, people are accountable for that number and that's their only consideration. the queerest website on the internet views us as a product.

if you threaten that, fuck off goodbye. feel free to post gay men fucking though!

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

sorry I forget that I have to explain it

it's just very obvious to me. these people exist and have made themselves known to me.

[greenapplegirl90]

Meagan Morris and Autumn Hill have been sent back to FMC Fort Worth to await sentencing. If you want to write them letters, you'll have to use their deadname in the addresses, but please use their actual names in the letters! The addresses are below:

For Meagan:

Bradford Morris 11136-512

FMC Fort Worth FEDERAL MEDICAL CENTER

P.O. BOX 15330

FORT WORTH, TX 76119

for Autumn Hill:

Cameron Arnold 11138-512

FMC Fort Worth FEDERAL MEDICAL CENTER

P.O. BOX 15330

FORT WORTH, TX 76119

If you provide them with contact information, you can get emails to and from them with Corrlinks. They need your legal name, physical address, phone number, and email address for Corrlinks, and if you ask to get in touch with them that way you'll receive an email from Corrlinks with their contact request and instructions on setting up a Corrlinks account. Corrlinks is free for the people on the outside, so if you want to contact them without paying for postage that's an option.

however, Meagan and Autumn do need to pay for a bunch of things - access to Corrlinks emails, food and toiletries from the commissary, mailing labels and stamps for mailing letters. If you want to send them commissary, the Bureau of Prisons website has the instructions on how to send commissary money. You'll need to use their deadname and register number to send money to their account:

For Meagan Morris:

Bradford Morris, register/account number 11136512

For Autumn Hill:

Cameron Arnold, register/account number 11138512

If you have any questions about all this, feel free to message me or send me an ask on Tumblr, I'm willing to pass along messages and help you troubleshoot things if necessary. As always, thanks to everyone who supports Meagan and Autumn and all the Prairieland defendants! To support all of them as they appeal their convictions and prepare for the future, you can donate to their legal fund here:

Support DFW Anti ICE Protesters

Please visit our website at https://prairielanddefendants.com/ for more updates, articles, and letter writing information.Español abajo Supp

[sailatina3]

As time goes on the idea of a "transtrender" gets funnier and funnier. At what point in time has there ever been a trend or clout to gain from being trans?

[sailatina3]

Gen z is getting into this new trend which involves losing all your friends and family and being effectively legal to rape and murder.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.

"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?

"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?

"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??

[thetetra]

I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories

[carvour]

@cryptidjack

[noartnowritingsorry]

Oh no…

[autistic-speedbump]

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[sistercock]

im grabbable shaped

[dicaeopolis]

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

[spaceyalien]

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

[daisenseiben]

I’ve been a UFO enthusiast for 2/3rds of my life and this is the most convincing alien encounters story I have ever heard.

[should-be-sleeping]

[dicaeopolis]

Happy just-over-ten-years to this post. Early in its life, it was viewed by a seventeen-year-old aspiring astronomer who DESPISED it, thought it was the dumbest Space Post ever, got mad every time it crossed her dash. But this wasn’t anybody I knew, and she did the mature thing and didn’t send any hate mail about it, and went off and got her whole entire astrophysics degree without me ever finding out. So how do I know about this person’s deep dislike for this post? BECAUSE. I have, at press time, been sleeping next to her for three and a half years

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

hate when i talk about my difficulties with both topping and bottoming and someone swans in with a "sex is more than penetration!! you don't have to top or bottom!"

like yea i fucking know but i would like to top and bottom actually.