[kaijuno]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weaselle]

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

[frontmansdefender]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[chungledown-bimothy]

[wolfentwined]

this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw

[langernameohnebedeutung]

The thing is, when museums and cultural institutions or researchers adopt memes in a "How do you do, fellow kids" way, that's adorable like my grandma when she's misusing emojis. However when some megacorp does it to sell me evil products or some influencer is trying to get me to buy nonsense skincare mud or cyberpunk looking face masks or weightloss pills, I think that's evil incarnate and their name goes into the Death Note (very mindful, very demure)

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

no offense but um…..off with your head

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

dance till youre dead

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

[manda-kat]

I could never be a protagonist because I'd just never move the plot along. "You have free reign of this castle, but don't go into this one area" Okie dokie. I mind my own business and hang out in the library. Queen of staying in my own lane. I'll never discover your magic curse.

[bumblingest-bee]

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

[freakinasheet]

DUNGEON MESHI OST ART I OWE YOU MY LIFE

[freakinasheet]

The testimonials from band kids are truly taking this to another level, thank you

[freakinasheet]

Who up hurding they gurd

[notahorseindisguise]

cop stopped me on the street tonight and said "hey mate you all good?" and i was terrified cause i fucking hate cops but he goes "youre bloody soaked" and i said "you should see the other guy" and pointed at the rain clouds up above and walked away from a very confused man

[bedupolker]

Just saw a goth girl on a dating app. Spider tattoo on her neck, purple hair, black nails, fishnets, etc. Her top spotify songs were all taylor swift. This is a prime example of Batesian mimicry, in this essay, I will

[bedupolker]

Can you people stop being annoying in the notes and start doing something productive like helping me find a generic looking yoga woman with warm brown eyes who only listens to Merzbow and will shoot at cans in the abandoned railyard with me

[the-cassquatch]

Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it’s just… Social media. That’s it. Social media and news sites. And I’m tired of social media and I’m tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

[dj-of-the-coven]

Long collection of resources under the cut.

Keep reading

[xerxestexastoast]

ALSO you should consider browsing Virtual Pet List and seeing if there are any pet sites you might be interested in playing. There is a whole genre of browser games right under your nose

[biothreads]

Another one that I just found recently is this, which is a whole collection of blogs, organized by topic!

ooh.directory: a place to find good blogs that interest you

A collection of 1,966 blogs about every topic

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Look guys the real internet IS STILL THERE I’m going to cry

[cloudyeveniing]

Getting off of twitter and onto neocities has really healed me and I am so glad to see it is healing other people too ;u; let’s retreat into the self-made digital woods and away from corporate bs pls, I am so tired

[ayamemes]

he's been thinking...

[lettuccine]

i cant stop thinking about a post by @possamble so i made this

inspired by this

based on a fanart by BugsGay on twitter

[cryptotheism]

I cast kidney stone on you

No you don't

[cryptotheism]

Your will is weak and easily broken. You lack the wizards temperament.

[eco-socialism]

Ecosocialist praxis

[damnianweynee]

I support you poison Ivy

[immortalcheesewedge]

Reblog if you support Poison Ivy

[neil-gaiman]

That’s my girl.

[jacobtheloofah]

[vaspider]