*enriches you*

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[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[ralfmaximus]

Disclosure Day (2026)

[myrfing]

blogging

[onceiwashere]

literally sincerely the people's princess

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[girldog]

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

[ivytea]

balloonfish travelogues

[a-book-of-creatures]

They should make hollow, fragile sugar candies exactly the size and shape of a lightbulb to safely satisfy the body’s natural need to eat lightbulbs whole

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

[red-garden]

Bringing back wheel spin

You just transmigrated!! Your system is breathing down your neck already— apparently you didn’t actually die, your original body is just unconscious. You’ve been randomly assigned a character that you, as a no name rogue cultivator with middling skills, have a month to ‘beat’ in a fight. You don’t have to actually win! You only have to challenge this person to a fight in a public place and be declared the winner. If in that month’s time you can convince that person to throw a public match with you (or beat them organically if you think you can!), you will get sent back to your original body/life as though nothing happened. While transmigrated, you cannot tell people about your situation or why you need to win the fight. If you can’t ‘win’, you will stay stuck as a no name rogue cultivator with no way home for the rest of your life. The choice is yours….

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

So how do you do? (Explain in notes)

I can beat them organically and go home!

I can convince them to throw the fight and go home!

They trick me and win the fight anyway….

I lose the fight organically…

I don’t challenge anyone! Let me stay here!!!!

A secret third thing

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

[shamebats]

[3liza]

[shamebats]

Meanwhile this was what various medical professionals in that reddit thread had to say about it.

They do not, in fact, love it.

[fittingoutjane]

The proof that chiropractic is an utterly failed medical profession is not that adjustments can cause harm, but that the profession has responded by ignoring and denying the harm, rather than studying it.

All medical treatments (other than complete placebos) have some risk of harm, but for real treatments given by real professionals, the harms are tracked, measured and warned about. If the harms are too severe, the treatment is no longer used.

[robotslenderman]

One of my colleagues was a chiropractor. After a while he began to suspect that a lot of his patients actually just had muscle tears, not spinal issues. He bought an ultrasound machine, learned how to use it and how to read ultrasound, and found that to be the case. Between that and the constant pressure from management to get customers (because lbr, they're not patients, they're customers), he got sick and tired of it and bailed to become a sonographer full time.

And before people pipe up with "but my chiro is good, they have me do exercises and so on!" that's just regular ass physiotherapy. See a physiotherapist. A lot of people who sing the praises of chiros because they saved them from chronic pain would have gotten the same benefits from seeing an actual licensed physio, who can prescribe the same or even better exercises because they have an actual fucking education.

[wisteria-wolf]

The amount of fucking charts I've seen where a patient went to a chiropractor and now needs a surgery is fucking insane. All I do is medical charts, day in and day out doing medical code. I've gone over hundreds of patients whole year of appointments. Unless the chiropractor is also a physical therapist, that patient is going to get worse and need surgery with very few exceptions. It doesn't matter when they mention seeing a chiropractor, by the end of the year they need surgery for issues that started after *shock and awe* a chiropractor appointment! I've seen patients needing multiple surgeries to be functional after chiropractors. I've seen patients lose their ability to walk because of chiropractors. And all the way up till they need surgery, through the issues piling up and needing more pain meds, the patients insist it's helping because the want so badly for it to be helping. I wish it did

[depsidase]

[allpiesforourown]

I know mob boss aus are corny but here me out on this one.. shen yuan in "debt"

🔞↓

Shen yuan going in debt to binghe. Who knows what he needs the money for, but as per dog blood drama plot, binghe takes shen yuans body as payment. Bending him over his desk and fucking him for hours at a time. Sometimes if he's feeling really mean, he'll make shen yuan sit on his lap and cockwarm him while he listens to his lackeys reports

Once he runs into shen yuan in public by accident and sees him laughing at something another man is saying, and drags him away. He adds another few million to his debt and spanks him for being such a slut before fucking him stupid

One day he gets ambushed by a rival gang. Shen yuan finds him about to pass out and covered in blood

He wakes up in a soft bed hooked up to several machines, almost ten doctors hovering around him. His every need is met instantly. He doesn't even need to say his throat is dry, as soon as he opens his mouth, someone is holding a cup for him to drink from

He can't believe how well he's been patched up in just a day. Once all the doctors leave for the night, shen yuan walks in and smiles when he sees binghe so much better

Binghe: where am I?? Why are you here?? Who did all this??

Shen yuan: I brought you home! You really gave me a shock.. luckily our family doctors were on call

Binghe, looking around the huge expensive house: you... WHAT?

Binghe is so confused. Why would a rich kid go into debt with the mob? The treatment binghe's gotten the last few days costs more than shen yuans debt 10 times over. Unless..... there's no way....

Shen yuan tucks binghe into bed, caresses his black eye lovingly and says "don't worry, binghe will be back to his beautiful self in no time"

Binghe: wait! the old Palace Master! He wants revenge, you'll be in danger-

Shen yuan: don't worry about him, I took care of it

Binghe: you... what...? What did you do?

Shen yuan cuddling into binghe: I took care of it. You just rest.

Binghe realizing he's actually shen yuans little pet. And he's so horny about it

[victusinveritas]

It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.

If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Um. Yikes