reckless•brave

Molly. University of Wyoming. Music, French, Business, Traveling, Mary Jane.

[mens-rights-activia]

Attractive person: hi

Me @ my brain: don’t you dare jump to conclusions, you unrealistic thirsty slut

My brain:

[stability]

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[callunacthulhu]

I can’t get over how well this fits

[youknowyoureabandgeek]

[sopranoandthealtoclef]

where is the lie

[androidboy]

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

[androidboy]

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

[neurodivergent-crow]

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

[marchingmolly69]

Country music: My girlfriend left me and I don't know why

Also country music: I left my boyfriend and here's exactly why.

[thebestoftumbling]

[bellygangstaboo]

A+

[n0chillvibes]

[oneheadtoanother]

[holy-sciences]

This is what invasive thoughts look like

[justjames]

I love these burgers

[onlytwitterpics]

[thingsonhazelshead]

keeping up with the news during vacation.

[shaxaphone]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

[destinyrush]

[drew-ihd]

A famous internet assassination

[thebestoftumbling]

[tupacabra]

it’s a metaphor

[otterwize-deactivated20140711]

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

[wordonrd]

[hennessyandmelanin]

when ya moms been sayin that y’all bout to leave for two hours, and you’re tired of waitin. 

[pinkowls]

The accuracy in the caption is amazing