Cat Chickens All Da Way

[endbrain]

fuck you

[nayruwu]

fixed it for u <3

[slitherpunk]

[theoreinflores]

[lacefuneral]

horse divorce

[verifiablebot]

'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no

[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this image was a recommended post on my facebook feed and like yeah I guess I can't argue. that sure is the

[silkypicrew]

[cinikuscirmi-deactivated2025043]

csuuuszkalnak

[facklewackle]

they sure do

[depsidase]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Gem of Car Repulsion

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Linocut print by Pamela Leavey

[cryptotheism]

Bugs became way cooler to me when I realized they're basically tiny biological robots. He ain't botherin nobody his prime directive is just [SEEK NUTRIENT]

[cryptotheism]

i should be able to put a USB stick in any bug and open it's mod folder.

[cryptotheism]

Damn...

[literallymechanical]

OpenWorm is an open source project dedicated to creating a virtual C. elegans nematode in a computer.

This is real. Every C. elegans nematode has exactly 302 neurons and 95 muscle cells, all of which have been precisely mapped and studied. OpenWorm is an open-source project to fully simulate a living virtual nematode. Presumably the next step is to add mod support.

[cryptotheism]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

[dragon-in-a-fez]

allow me to explain. Yule boasting is an old Norse tradition of getting shitfaced at the winter solstice feast and standing up to proclaim all the great, infamous, and wildly improbable deeds you will perform in the coming year. can range from an unlikely but technically possible claim, like "I'm going to rob 300 banks", to something you'd have to bend the laws of the universe to actually accomplish, like "I'm going to punch a god in the dick and steal his horse". these are not plans. they're not even goals. they're the things you'd do in a self-insert superhero fanfic. and honestly all I want this holiday season is for a bunch of friends to go all in on this nonsense with me and hype ourselves up in ways previously unimaginable

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

[feyosha]

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

[spitblaze]

finally some realism in video games

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

I see the neurodivergent girlies are enjoying this

[rethrone-deactivated20250221]

[agendertxt-deactivated20150130]

[dangerhamster]

what do they want this time

[odinsblog]

[blogquantumreality]

Also, just to add to this entire realm of fuckery--

Papa Fazuul (@papafazuul.bsky.social)

Wait, I’m sorry…if the truck blows up, it locks you in?

[odinsblog]

Cyberstalking 🤝 data mining

[francisalbertsinatra]

Frank Sinatra talking with Billy Wilder at a wedding party after his marriage to Mia Farrow, 1966. Shirley MacLaine and Dean Martin are seen in the background.

[lesbianavagardner]

when your friend is on his third marriage to a 21 year old and you have to pretend to be happy for him

[technicolor-times]

BYE LMFAOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀

[tiding-deactivated20240303]

in a stroke of art, my ap chemistry teacher accidentally sent our class a picture of her cat

[tiding-deactivated20240303]

some of you asked for the picture so here it is

[voidbat]

this is as raw as data gets.