Random Shit

Just some stuff I put on here. Put your seatbelt on cause I don't have a license to drive and this will be a wild and probably not entirely safe ride.

[wayward-delver]

Me: *Sees wilderness*

Wow, this looks JUST LIKE Breath of the Wild!

Nature is very uncreative.

[pokemoncap]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This could literally be an Onion article

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Spending a nice 5 minutes in the Despair Pod before a union-busting robot physically pulls me out

[lastvalyrian]

unionising employees get sent to the mindfulness booth to atone for their sins

[nanoland]

checked it out and uh

‘small room’ is generous, motherboard 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

THATS. THE SIZE OF MY SHOWER OH MY GOD

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[everythingstarstuff]

[pandalavalamp]

Biden’s dog Major attacking a White House staff member March 2021 colorised

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

power move

walk up to a man and say, “here. you deserve this.” and give him a handful of sand

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

[no-chill-at-all]

[ralfmaximus]

We are but civilian casualties in the corporate wars.

[stevenscrivello]

[iris-in-the-dark-world]

I like how this post’s reblog/like ratio is over 100%

[pro-gay]

I’m Daphne

[animusrox]

Justice League Unlimited S2E07 “Clash”

[jumex]

[youlovetoseeit]

heck yeah

[gahdamnpunk]

There’s literally no justifying to why it costs SO MUCH

[paxamericana]

[betterhaircut]

[studthismuffin]

He didn’t stutter

[madamslayyy]

Now why he burn her ass up on national television

[blendyhendrix]

RIP Alex

[secondclassvines]

“Ping pong can get intense sometimes”

[brittany-murphy]

[margamagoo]

Is that Salma Hayek?

[brittany-murphy]

[parkchanwoohoo]

a little kid came up to the desk (it came up to his like, collarbone) and very seriously asked me about baby name books, because he wanted to help name his new sibling. i guided him to the shelf (there were only two book of names) and pointed out the differences between them, and after some serious contemplation he went, “I think I should take both, just in case.” So I gave him both and he thanked me and went on his way.

And I went back to my desk and screamed into my arm for like 45 years because HE WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE AAAAA

[parkchanwoohoo]

i love when little kids come to the reference desk alone because they want to be perceived as an adult and so they come up to you and very seriously inquire “Where are your books about dolphins? ò__ó”

and of course you have to very seriously show them your collection of dolphin books while they nod carefully at your explanations and it’s SO CUTE!!! THEY’RE SO CUTE AAAH